Definitions by SpanishTron

salt monster 

a person that has become extremely salty. They are extremely embarrassed or mad at something.

person 1: You just got your ankles broken!!

Person 2: SALT MONSTER!

Person 3(salt monster): damn.

salt monster by SpanishTron March 26, 2011

Swag Gun 

A AK-47 with the clip removed and when fired gives off a "swag" noise. Is able to instantly bestow swag and turn any normal average joe into a nigga, swigga, or wigga. Not to be confused with swag bomb.

Joey: Yo Daryl lookin' pretty fresh.

Alex: Musta' been shot by a swag gun yesterweek.

Swag Gun by SpanishTron March 23, 2011