Wilson Steam Roller

A man who enjoys dumping on other men's chest then smearing it all over. A man by the name of J.Wilson.

Wow that man loves a Wilson Steam Roller

by Predator69 March 11, 2017

Rockin' Roller

Mistaken for a Nintendo Entertainment System accessory, the Rockin' Roller is when you and your girlfriend roll into a ball and fuck so hard that you start rolling around.

"I just did the Rockin' Roller and It was great!!!!"

"Hey babe, wanna do the Rockin' Roller tonight?"

by Ninja Master 123 June 9, 2019

ruby roller

When you lay pipe with a girl on her period and pull out and roll your dick across her forehead to paint it red.

Hey man i gave that girl a ruby roller.

by Gfedchdk February 6, 2017

Roller

A pretty girl in a public place.

Hey, check out that roller with the big tits. I would really like to pozz that roller.

by DataArchitect August 1, 2008

jack roller

a guy who jacks off so much that he’s just perfected a rolling motion and is ultimately a useless pleb. mostly used as a derogatory insult to someone who gets no pussy, but also can be used to describe a crew of circle jerking jack offs.

Look at these fucking jack rollers.

Yeah, Andy is a fucking jack roller. Caught him air practicing his jack off motion in the corner at a party as if he was in the on deck circle.

by wshad3 November 13, 2022

Daddy Roller

The Big Daddy of all the Sousaphone. The crank master, the blat daddy of all the tubas. The back up section with a loud and strong voice.

Hey Daddy Roller what notes are we cranking?

Daddy Roller is scary when he yells.

by Cashyy.Johnny115 September 12, 2019

roller coaster puzzle

"roller coaster puzzle" is a metaphor that perfectly describes the difficulty dealing with the chaos, serendipity, spontaneity of life. Trying to put your life together through all of life's challenges is directly correlated with the incredulously ridiculous and frankly stupid scenario where a person would bring an unfinished puzzle onto a roller coaster and attempt to build it while going through twists, turns, and loops at 60+ mph with the pieces flying freaking everywhere. To be honest that's what life feels like sometimes and I believe this is a perfect metaphor for that.

Man this shit is like trying to build a roller coaster puzzle smmfh.

by pswizzle540 February 10, 2023