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Roller Cockster

A roller cockster or rollercockster is an amusement/theme park ride with dick-shaped train cars and gives you the same feeling of either the euphoric pleasure of having sex or the sheer terror as getting raped.
You: What ride do you want to go on?
Me: I Wanna go on the roller cockster.
You: Have fun.
by GregNelson29 September 18, 2023
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Roller Stompers

Roller Skates that look like platforms but the wheels are adjustable
People 1: look at those roller stompers Stacy has
People 2: those are too big
by Pilot Leo July 9, 2023
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Murphy's Roller Coaster Law

The law states that if you wait in line, usually an hour or more, for a roller coaster, that coaster will break down just before you get on it. The breakdown in this case forces you to miss the ride.
After waiting for 2 hours to ride Kingda Ka, it just HAD to break down on me! Murphy's roller coaster law at work!
by Always Obsessing July 10, 2023
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Cold Roller

When someone dumps in a cooler at an overnight event, polluting the water with fecal molecules. Best when solid poop is used, as it will freeze and sometimes be mistaken as a cold beer when someone reaches in.

Similar to an Upper Decker, but exclusively used at festies and camping events.
"Blllleeghh I've been drinking those beers all night! BLLLLEEEGHHHH! Fucking Cold roller."
by CensoredLOL August 14, 2023
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High roller

Someone who is always high rolling on molly aka high roller
Hey high roller u got pupils or nah
by Ploppydog November 16, 2020
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Rollers

Patrol officers in a police department; non-specialized cops that spend their shift rolling around in a squad car; the lowest rung of a police department’s hierarchy.
DRUG DEALER: Is that the cops over there? Should I be concerned?

ACQUAINTANCE: It’s just the rollers, so you’re cool. Those fools don’t know what’s going down.
by CommonCents 13 December 9, 2020
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Glesga Steam Roller

One person lies down and the other sits on their chest. The person on top does a shit and then uses their bum to press it into the chest of the person lying down, moving back and forth like a steam roller.
Big Tam gave Senga a Glesga Steam Roller the other night - she pure loved it.
by anthonymcg1803 December 29, 2020
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