Lightning Rodding

The act of a man inserting a rod through his penis/urethra and then proceeding to electrically charge it through various means.

“Yo Mark, have you ever tried Lightning Rodding? It really charges you up!”

by Spoooooob January 12, 2024

Asshole Reading

"Asshole reading, or Asshole Readings" though it may sound unconventional, is a form of psychic reading that has gained recognition within certain circles of the psychic community. In this practice, the psychic focuses on interpreting the wrinkles and features present in the private area of the client.

Usage:
"I can't believe asshole reading is an actual thing now. People are getting their private areas examined by psychics for insights into their lives."
"Urban Dictionary has a definition for asshole reading? That's wild!"
"I'm not sure if I believe in asshole reading, but it's definitely an interesting concept."

by UnknownPersonell February 7, 2024

D-Rodding

The act of jumping in the air and landing with your penis inside a vagina. Named after Denis Rodman

I tried D-rodding this chick last night and my dick broke upon landing.

by Mr. Rodman November 12, 2023

J-Rodding

The act of wearing tight pants and loose drawls, flaunting one’s package in a public environment.

“Look at that dude J-Rodding, it’s flying everywhere!”

by Zaphyr February 11, 2025

Glass Rodding

The act of sticking a glass rod in a man’s tip, or a women’s cat. And then breaking the rod.
Or the threat of sticking a glass rod in a man’s tip, or a women’s cat. And then breaking the rod.

“Yo, we’re glass rodding Friend 3” Friend 1
“Fr” Friend 2
“What did I do!?”

by AndrewTape1 April 2, 2025

British redwings

The act of sucking a bloody tampon after removing it. It can be done solo or as a bonding experience.

Jon awhile eating his girl out, pulled out the tampon and sucked on it gaining his British redwings

by Folded4Skin May 24, 2025

Sight reading

When a band performs a piece of music they've seen for the first time and have to listen to each other and adjust on the spot, typically in front of a judge or some form of evaluation.

"Ms. Smith signed a sight reading along with scale test."

by om51406 June 17, 2025