When a man de-thorns a rose and inserts it into his rectum. He then presents the rose to his partner by bending over and squeezing it out of his rectum. Bonus points if a little poo comes out that you can plant it in.
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The inability to remember any relevant data, facts, information or “shit” that was previously discussed in conversation because of fatigue, age, dementia or ingestion of mind altering substances.
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Get the optical rectal refractions mug.When one is participating or is forced into anal sex with a ghost or demon. This is seen in Paranormal Entity and 8213: Gacy House.
"Don't watch 8213: Gacy House man!"
"Why?"
"Spectral Rectal, 'nuff said."
"With a chick?!"
"A fugly-ass guy!"
"Oh, shit..."
"Why?"
"Spectral Rectal, 'nuff said."
"With a chick?!"
"A fugly-ass guy!"
"Oh, shit..."
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Used to describe certain groups of people who dial 911 for no reason with a BS medical complaint.
Used to describe certain groups of people who dial 911 for no reason with a BS medical complaint.
Patient: "Hello,911? Yes I think I'm having a stroke, I think I've had it for a month!"
EMT: "No sir, you have Hyper-rectalcranialitus. It's a pretty severe condition that you may need to get looked at. For removal of the cranium from rectum, it may require surgery."
YO HEADS UP YO ASS.
EMT: "No sir, you have Hyper-rectalcranialitus. It's a pretty severe condition that you may need to get looked at. For removal of the cranium from rectum, it may require surgery."
YO HEADS UP YO ASS.
by Cletus Filibuster September 6, 2016
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