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retort stand

It means retard because retort sounds like retard.

This definition is usually made by people in year 7 whilst learning about scientific equipment.
Guy 1: Dude go A.
Guy 2: Dude sud de fuc up, I'm going b
Guy 1: shush you retort stand, you can't even aim LoL.
Guy 2: Ahaha, got me there XD. Nice one
by Marco5py September 27, 2018
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environmental records

Gigantic fuckin' mountains. A skiing term, generally used after the verb "to shred."
While Jim is stuck looking at wedding cakes, others will be hard at work shredding environmental records.
by SamDE December 13, 2008
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playing the recorder

A phrase used to describe playing with a penis, usually with ones mouth.
"Grace was playing the recorder all last night"
by Joe Taylforth May 28, 2008
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Recording

If a picture says 1000 words than a recording say 1000 words to the power of the (number frames per second/the duration of the recording) Right? Is that not how that would work? I'm not a "Math" guy. Math guy, go prove that right....
Hym "Did we do a recording one yet?"

Iam "I donno 🤷 I can't remember whether or not I'm recalling something or coming up with it for the first time."
by Hym Iam May 1, 2022
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Majik records

A sub label thats within psychopathic records. Twiztid the creater.
by Skit August 3, 2004
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System Restore Friday

The day after Crash Thursday (the second Friday of months that don't begin with a Wednesday, Thursday, or Friday). The day you have to perform a system restore on your computer due to the effects of the patch you installed on Patch Tuesday that caused your Crash Thursday. Done to prevent further crashes from occuring
Guy 1: Happy System Restore Friday!
Guy 2: Ya, hopefully they fix the patch up so I don't get another Crash Thursday
by Straemer October 26, 2007
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Shady Records

A record company (probably controlled by the RIAA) that creates shit.
Shady records is a joke. The only reason why people like it is because Eminem owns it and all those retarded girls love eminem.
by reality September 12, 2003
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