ranch attack

The act of sex in a dressing room
" he gave her a ranch attack in walmart
by Hfobaiaba December 17, 2023
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pampa ranch

A sexual move, when you cum on their food and force them to eat it.
by Ignore_this_post March 25, 2022
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Cock ranching

When you run out of lube for masturbation and decide to use ranch as a substitute , and then you aggressively beat your meat then finish into the bottle of ranch the drink it
Bro I was cock ranching so hard yesterday that my cock turned into salad
by George ranchington March 01, 2018
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ranch

a person that is most likely to get mad for no reason and is very annoying
"omg...my brother is such a ranch."
by dxddylalala March 05, 2020
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ranch

when somethings cool or having a group of people listening to guitar it could really mean whatever you want
1. When we get back let’s ranch. 2. That car is pretty ranch.
by ranchworduser August 17, 2022
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Ranch

1; Not a moisturizer

2; A dressing and dipping sauce beloved by many, including celebrities such as Shane Dawson and Chris Pratt.

3; A girl from the country and/or in the country, typically an attractive one.
1; "She told me to use ranch on my skin, but ranch is not a moisturizer."
2; "I'm going to the store to buy some ranch for the salad and wings, want anything else?"
3; "Did you see Joanne? She is a ranch."
by Satan's Daughter <3 May 28, 2018
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Ranch

Listen i know your bored of school and your probably in it rn. so here is all my definitions of RANCH
Man made ranch: Basically cum but worded different
Ranch: A sauce for carrots if ur bored
Man made ranch is cum but worded so different its not sexual
Ranch is a sauce so whatever u do with it like spreading it on your dick / pussy go ahead i wont stop ya
by Furriessuckcockforfunantifurry December 20, 2023
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