Going to a Ranch

Used in sarcasm to reference the obvious.

Well, I was obviously Going to a Ranch to get kicked by a bull

by Hanshot let March 28, 2017

Dirty Ranch

something you should have but definitely don’t

I’ll just grab this dirty ranch

by OnlineFactsMan January 14, 2022

Dick Ranch

Cum

My dick ranch got all on her face!

by I’m good at scrabble September 27, 2021

kool like ranch

Something u say when u don't care what a person is talking about

Jim we won our game! DJ said ,"kool like ranch"

by Dasice September 23, 2017

Carrot in the Ranch

The act of cream pieing a female and sticking your dick back in as the cum drips out of her vagina

Oh yeah dude I definitely put my Carrot in the Ranch

by allahu YEETbar January 16, 2018

Cock ranching

When you run out of lube for masturbation and decide to use ranch as a substitute , and then you aggressively beat your meat then finish into the bottle of ranch the drink it

Bro I was cock ranching so hard yesterday that my cock turned into salad

by George ranchington February 28, 2018

Spicy Ranch Doughnut

The act of one person French kissing another person's anus. While similar to rimming this act coveys a much more passionate approach. This act requires full tongue insertion and movement as if the anus is a mouth.

During foreplay Sally told Jim " Quit messing around and give me a spicy Ranch doughnut before you go knocking on the back door"

by anonymous May 30, 2024