ranch catch

When you are jacking off and catch the cum in your mouth.

I just did a ranch catch last night jacking off.

by Sweetbabycakes September 27, 2022

Springwood Ranch

A sexual act involving an erection, ranch seasoning, and fellatio.

Joe: You look happy Matt. What's got you in such a good mood?

Matt: Sarah and tried The Springwood Ranch last night. I had no idea she liked ranch so much.

by chaoticpoetry November 5, 2022

ranch attack

The act of sex in a dressing room

" he gave her a ranch attack in walmart

by Hfobaiaba December 17, 2023

ranch roast

When a group of black people make fun of a white person

Bro Timmy just got ranch roasted by those dudes

by Pintsizetaco December 27, 2017

Ranched

To fuck someone over by intentionally getting ranch on their clothes.

Man, did you see how James ranched Robert the other day?

by UnfortunatelyRanched March 7, 2022

Floppy man ranch

This term describes a man or tranny with a small soft dick. Another man pours ranch dressing on it and sucks the dick till he has a boner if he does not get the ranch dressing off before the man has a boner, he will get gangbanged by four other guys.

Hey bro what's up? You look super tired! "Just got done getting gangbanged by some Mexicans because I suck at the floppy man ranch challenge."

by Čârtêr August 31, 2014

Ranch fist

To fist your partner while only using ranch dressing as lubrication

We ruined our brand new sheets last night when you gave me that ranch fist honey

by Furry peach December 7, 2018