1. (Noun) Putting your fist into a prolapsed anus and making it 'talk' like you would with a sock puppet. Drawing on little eyes and a mouth with a sharpie is optional and not recommended.
2. (Verb) Using a prolapsed anus to masturbate with. (e.g. like you would use a pocket pussy.)
Using a prolapsed vagina instead of an anus.
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2. (Verb) Using a prolapsed anus to masturbate with. (e.g. like you would use a pocket pussy.)
Using a prolapsed vagina instead of an anus.
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1. "I loved the puppet show you put on last night. The Pink Sock Puppet's solo song was the highlight for me."
2. him: "Now that I turned your asshole inside out, I'm going to Pink Sock Puppet it all night long."
2. him: "Now that I turned your asshole inside out, I'm going to Pink Sock Puppet it all night long."
by Emily Adams June 24, 2020
someone who pops up at the worst possible time and ruins a deal, whether it's buying a crappy car, or attempting to talk a supermodel into banging you.
Everyone thought Erin Andrews was out of my league, but I was two seconds away from bringing her back to my place when some fucking Car-Fax-puppet interrupted and said I have herpes.
by Mabrus March 15, 2011
by niva01 June 19, 2023
A tool genaraly used to introduce young boys to Catholicism but also used in the case of severely retarded or roofied adults.
Side note.
Although some have been found in Van's by school florda, Wisconsin,Delaware road island and new mexico
Authority's have yet to determine in any of the cases if they are dealing with..
Dangerous pedifile' out to molest children and other heinous acts.
Or the loving acts of a catholic priest on missionary pilgrimage to all the school zones in his district
(If post is not updated yet then determanation is still up in the air )
Side note.
Although some have been found in Van's by school florda, Wisconsin,Delaware road island and new mexico
Authority's have yet to determine in any of the cases if they are dealing with..
Dangerous pedifile' out to molest children and other heinous acts.
Or the loving acts of a catholic priest on missionary pilgrimage to all the school zones in his district
(If post is not updated yet then determanation is still up in the air )
Father knuckles let the child talk in the confession booth while he dropped his robe and inserted his billiard ball anal beads a gift from cardinal pel 2 years prior
He put the electrodes on his nipples and told the boy he wanted him to kiss away his sin mr.finger his favorite pee pee puppet also the one with the most tear stains on it
He slipped the belt around his neck tight enough not to pass out pulled the plastic bag over his head while ever so quietly flipping the switch to the car battary on the other end on his nipple clamps and pushed his pee pee puppet. Mr fingers through the hole in the wall and flexed his wiener up and down.
And with a pair of stolen scissors and a surprising amount of blood and tissue he walked out of that confession with his own pee pee puppet
Making sure not to step in the blood trickling out of the confession booth
He put the electrodes on his nipples and told the boy he wanted him to kiss away his sin mr.finger his favorite pee pee puppet also the one with the most tear stains on it
He slipped the belt around his neck tight enough not to pass out pulled the plastic bag over his head while ever so quietly flipping the switch to the car battary on the other end on his nipple clamps and pushed his pee pee puppet. Mr fingers through the hole in the wall and flexed his wiener up and down.
And with a pair of stolen scissors and a surprising amount of blood and tissue he walked out of that confession with his own pee pee puppet
Making sure not to step in the blood trickling out of the confession booth
by Pecker pete October 02, 2018
A governor who's not really a Democrat or a Republican, someone there to get people to comply with the one he/she is a puppet for, since saying you're a Republican or Democrat is meaningless in the first place, and parties dont determine alliances.
by Solid Mantis May 27, 2020
A sock puppet party is slang for an assault, usually these assaults are towards Butch Lesbians. These can be done by putting a heavy phallic object in a sock and beating said lesbian with sock.
by Grumpy Gril'la October 21, 2019
The “Italian Sock Puppet” is the sexual act of moving your hand in a “Ma Che Vuoi” motion inside a girls’ vagina. While doing this, you turn your hand 180 degrees, to imitate using the girls’ vagina as a sock puppet.
Tony: Aye, Goirl, I’m gonna use you tonight.
Francine: What are ya gonna do to me, papa?
Tony: I’m gonna do the ol’ Italian Sock Puppet witcha.
Francine: What are ya gonna do to me, papa?
Tony: I’m gonna do the ol’ Italian Sock Puppet witcha.
by The Italian Lover October 20, 2021