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Pokémon

little things in imaginary world that run around that ash and his friends TRY to catch,and is also a card game and a t.v show,and video games,and movies,and collectibles+almost300 of them.
by tatersalad October 18, 2003
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1) A repetitive series of RPG games that most people seem to be alienated by. I also like them, but...

2) ...an anime that is hated by most of the so-called "Pokémon fans" because it's repetitive and boring. And they can still call themselves "fans". Stupid game-fag idiots. Like the games weren't just the same but with better graphics.

3) A crappy TCG.
-Oh, look at that, I've caught a shiny Donphan!
-Yeah, I've seen one in the Pokémon anime.
-What, are you seriously watching that lame kiddo-show?
-What, are you seriously calling yourself a fan of Pokémon even if you don't like the anime itself?
by yeahitsme234 September 28, 2011
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Pokemon really means Jamaican protologist. The game came after the original meaning of the word, when Pikachu...nah... too long of a story. Take my word for it.
What is wrong man? why are you so down?
I just came from the pokemon, man.
by Juan Primo November 29, 2007
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A gay, Jamaican sexual predator with a huge sweaty index finger.

'poke-ay-mon'
by ohPinky May 27, 2009
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A game created by satan to lure little kids to do his bidding.
Bobby, Pokemon is the Devil.
by Tatanka September 11, 2003
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"Nick! Stop watching pokemon!"
by sorryunknown July 19, 2012
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A media franchise owned by Nintendo. It is played by many age groups although horny teenagers use terms related to pokemon to describe crazy sex manoeuvres.
10 year old: Yay, my Charmeleon evolved into a Charizard!

Horny teenager: Are you talking about the pokemon or the act in which a man lights a girls pubes on fire

10 year old: What? I just want to beat my rival's Venusaur.

Horny teenager: That means to insert a bonsai tree up a woman's vagina.

10 year old: Oh My God! That's just weird! I knew I should've chosen Squirtle.

Horny Teenager: Oh yeah, to Blastoise someone means to squirt water pistols up their vagina and anus at the same time.

10 year old: (Starts crying)
by x=-b+-sqrtb^2-4ac/2a October 21, 2011
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