Pseudoresume

A resume presenting your slightly embellished skill set, just like on a real resume. Which typically takes the form of a letter to someone to explain to them why you are so perfect for the job.

Sergey: Larry remember how I sent out all those pseudoresumes when I had that idea about the new way to find anything, in the entire world?
Lawrence: Yeah, what about them?
Sergey: ...I really stuck it in their ass didn't I?

by RobTheReef May 22, 2010

pseudobeard

The beard of a young man, generally in his teens. Consists of sporadic hair growth and moderate-to-low fullness. Also seen on terrorists, hipsters and people of generally low character. If seen on a grown man, could be an indicator of more insidious things. Avoid if possible.

Beef Boy's pseudobeard isn't hiding anything!

by KosherKid March 13, 2008

PseudoFly

A Teeworlds flying technique that is like speedfly but you have more control...
(pronunciation: pussy-do fly)

PseudoFly is a technique where you and the driver have to avoid colliding

omg its PlantKnight! THE MASTER OF PUSSY'S! THE CHAD OF ALL PUSSIES.. LEGEND SAY HE IS THE BEST WHEN IT COMES TO PUSSY(do) TECHNIQUES!

PsuedoFly players:
"BEING CALLED A PSEUEDO FLYER IS SHIT THEY SHOULD CALL ME THE PUSSY MASTER INSTEAD"

by pussydomaster69 March 3, 2022

pseudoexoneration

A term indicating a false and mistakenly applied vindication of wrongdoing.

Stay tuned to the Trumpshow as this pseudoexoneration is hollow and the Trumpsters’ victory dance, premature.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 25, 2019

pseudointellectual

Created solely as an attempt to display the author's intellectual prowess though actually void of real pith; intellectualism as style rather than substance. Often relies on heavy name dropping and erudite, obscure terminology instead of easily understood, common words.

As much as I like DJ Spooky, when he starts talking on the CD I always skip the tracks to avoid his long pseudointellectual musings.

by Ryan March 9, 2005

pseuder

A "pseuder" is a pseudo- seder, the type of seder that many Reform Jews in N.Y. have each year at Passover. The actual seder is very abbreviated and the main event is the big meal. The "pseuder" is mainly just an excuse to make a brisket and eat ALOT!

Please join us this Passover for a pseuder. Wear stretch pants.

by L'il Marilyn May 9, 2011

pseudosport

like a sport, but not a proper sport.

Golf is a pseudosport

by tomdartmoor January 7, 2022