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porn pretty

A descriptive of a woman who is not really all that attractive, but good enough to get the the job done.

Points to a significant number of porn actresses who are just average-looking when on the street, but...Hey! Who cares! They're naked and ready to go!
Jealous Jessica: What's with that skank with the booty shorts?!? She's not that pretty!

Dirk the Jerk: Of course she is! She's porn pretty!
by The Man With A Third Leg September 12, 2017
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Pretty pels

Pretty pels is a natural and sweet girl that is rare,loves smiling and laughing and also makes people happy
Wow,you really need a pretty pels
by Blobbin July 10, 2020
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pretty nugget

A person who can be defined as a witch and displays behaviors of a premature douchebag.
Andrew, you're such a pretty nugget.
by Burrrrrrrito November 2, 2013
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pretty cry

The only thing Hye-ji from Cinderella and The Four Knights was useful for. I get it, I liked her too but really, tell me something else about her that isn’t related to Hyun-min or Ji-woon. Anyway, pretty crying takes a lot of effort and isn’t very pleasurable. If you want to weep, feel free to go all out, Psalm 6 style. If it helps, you can do what I do and cry in secret. You don’t need to manage your tears or appearance with yourself or The One Above. Hopefully, you feel better, my love xx
“I am worn out from sobbing. All night I flood my bed with weeping, drenching it with my tears. My vision is blurred by grief; my eyes are worn out because of all my enemies.”
Psalms 6:6-7 NLT
You can very much bet this wasn’t a pretty cry.
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Pretty Crappy

You searched Pretty Crappy so it said "get a pretty crappy mug for your sister."
"Get a pretty crappy mug for your sister."
by Finding_A_Name_Is_Hard October 28, 2020
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Pretty Pusher

A man who only befriends women that he finds attractive, or women who have been deemed attractive as a result of western beauty standards. Usually, this type of man will befriend beautiful women as a way to rise on the social ranks. He might also completely ignore women who are categorized as “ugly.”
John ignored that girl with glasses because he’s a real pretty pusher. He’s totally trying to push the agenda that only beautiful women deserve rights
by Poopmoney6969 April 28, 2021
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Pretty Koo

When a person, place, or thing is considered to be acceptable to your standards. Most often used to describe a person who is not a complete and utter douchebag.
Person 1: Yo dawg, you know Jeremy from our english class?

Person 2: Yeah, he's pretty koo.
by Sheezyman November 26, 2009
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