Porn 3.0

Sites providing unlicensed access to streaming high definition porn of any genre of niche legal or otherwise. While there is no immediate out of pocket expense this is "free" in the NOT-free sense, much like adware, luring viewers of advertisements anddrive by malware while providing access to video players. By the time most users become security savvy they are no longer porn consumers.

well before there was porn 3.0 there was nzb.

unchaste interweb use

Only an idiot pays for porn in the Porn 3.0 age.

Rare are the security savvy porn 3.0 viewers. Fewer still view porn 3.0 from a hardened workstation. Better yet is fetching via nzb.

contrary to popular belief using porn 3.0 does not merely relieve sexual tension: it habituates the user to immediate gratification and fans the flames of concupiscence magnifying the yearning for coed sexual activities: hj, bj, fucking her ass, vaginal sex. Combined with female "contraception" (potential abortifacient) frequently copulating (and more so with multiple female coitus partners) increases the likelihood of temporary fatherhood -- conceiving new child, chemically murdered without notice.

by nzb savvy September 23, 2012

porn mag

a mens magazine usually filled with pornographic images ranging from scantily-clad young ladies (1950's era), to today's naked titty pics, beaver pics, lesbian, oral, anal, group, fetish, bdsm, and worse

this is the Print Era equivalent of porn web sites

sometimes called "porno"

Yuck. I was looking for my fishing gear in our garage when I found my dad's hidden stash.

Your dad smokes dope?

No man, worse. It was his porn mags. Gross.

by dsimms January 11, 2009

porn scare

The act of putting a scary image in the middle of a porn video so as to scare a guy and totally make them never watch porn again.

Dude I had this porn scare lasts night of this monster from Insidious and almost ripped my penis off!!

by you_don't_wanna_know October 10, 2013

prawn porn

Sexual games involving elements of Sicilian traditional seafood cuisine, mainly slimy creatures.

Cristian got into prawn porn when he first met Betty the sexy calamari.

by Prawnlover99 April 18, 2016

After-Porn

The porn you watch after the real porn to cool down. This porn slowly gets grosser until you you want nothing to do with it.

Eli- Wow I'm still so horny but i jacked off over half an hour ago
Tyler- Rookie mistake man! you gotta watch some After-Porn
Jack- yeah man i can't leave the house before I've watched my After-Porn

by tkids December 6, 2011

Gay Porn

A pornography of 2 or more males having sex. It's like normal porn but with men.

Alex: Hey, stefan want to go watch some gay porn and masturbate together?
Stefan: Sure but, I am kinda horny want to have sex after that?
Alex: Sure, but I have to be on top.

by DingleDangleJinglesJangles March 27, 2019

Beer Porn

In beer nerd circles, a photo of one's beer collection. Usually consisting of rare or hard to find beers. Often times, it features close ups of labels or brewery logos. Can also be close ups of a poured beer, though less common.

I just posted new beer porn pics of all the Dark Lord Imperial Stout I bought at the festival.

(many close ups of the sweet Dark Lord label)

by DaGanjaSamurai October 11, 2010