Paraguayan Popsicle

When you piss into a popsicle-shaped mold and leave it in the freezer for 24 hours, take it and feed it to your significant other, or share it.

Sam: Im tired of normal sex, what's something more kinky and gross we can do?
Emily: We could share a Paraguayan popsicle?
Sam: Hell yeah!

by We can officially be friends. November 30, 2025

The Spanish Popsicle

A sexual act where someone holds an ice cube in their mouth until it is very cold, then they pour hot sauce onto an erect penis before engaging in fallatio (oral sex).

Last night we did the Spanish Popsicle. I've never felt a wilder burn than that before!

by TSP-Kitty December 8, 2025

Alaskan Popsicle

When a lover finishes onto a rag in below 0 temperatures (so that it is frozen) to which the other loved then consumes the frozen load like a popsicle

Yeah Sarah had my Alaskan Popsicle last night.

by RandomFuckerYouDontKnow47 January 31, 2025

Fart popsicle

When you work for a place that doesn't put in orders and all the people who work there are terrible and you really wanna call them something worse but this is the best thing you can think of.

I asked them to put the order in but they was being a fart popsicle and forgot

by Mermaidtears94 June 12, 2024

Popsicle Party

A coming out party typically for gay men.

This Friday at 9 pm Kelly is having a popsicle party at his house.

by Vakos June 28, 2024

octo tridimensional popsicle stick

An utterly despicable insult to one’s body image. To call someone a new universal insult to add salt to the wound

“You built like an octo tridimensional popsicle stick“

by Other worldy insults July 31, 2024

blue popsicle

Overly sexualized (but not outright NSFW) fanmade art of characters. Most commonly used to reference art of said character sucking on a popsicle, but can be used for any general sexualized fanart. Derogatory.

I just saw a blue popsicle on twitter of a random anime character. my day is ruined.

by blueberrywafflez April 3, 2025