Jim:Yo what did you have for breakfast?
Kevin: I had a poon bagel with cream cheese and it was poonarific
Kevin: I had a poon bagel with cream cheese and it was poonarific
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When a woman's grotesque amount of fat in her lower stomach area bulges through pants or jeans so far, that it looks like that area of her body is swollen, and is no doubt covering her vagina. The absolute doublechin of stomachs.
Dude 1: "Man, her Poon-Bulge was so huge, that I had to LIFT that flap just to get in there and get some last night! Serious tubster."
Dude 2: "Bro, that's gross. I can't believe you hooked up with that. Horndog."
Dude 2: "Bro, that's gross. I can't believe you hooked up with that. Horndog."
by jayfreshh May 13, 2010
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2. Dude, it's nothing to be worried about. Don't be such a poon!
2. Dude, it's nothing to be worried about. Don't be such a poon!
by Brown Sugar March 18, 2003
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I just sharted in his Poonstache.
by Simonius January 8, 2006
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