Platonic Cock Tease

A woman or man who uses their attractiveness to obtain attention from a friend or acquaintance they don't wish to date.

After the third date with nothing, I beginning to think she's just a platonic cock tease.

by Mickey & The Wonder Twins October 13, 2011

Plutobrat

Ruling class of wealthy spoiled children that grew old but never grew up.

The plutobrats tried to buy the Presidential Election of 2012 and failed.

by Wisdom Seeker March 16, 2013

Platonic Boner

It has nothing to do with physical activity... it's just a boner between mates or a friend. The other dude just watched too much Ronnie Johns...

I had a platonic boner with my friend...

by saulong April 16, 2010

Platonova

There is no definiton to describe this alluring being. It is GOD

She was like a Platonova...only my wildest fantasies could capture such a being

by dicey_gal October 25, 2006

Platonic Marriage

A marriage between two or more people in which none of the partners have sexual intent; main purpose for a Platonic Marriage may be to gain access to the other's financial supply

Man1: Yo. I wanna marry you, sexy.

Woman1: Yeah right. You just want my money, you cunt!

Man1: Hey hey! I don't want your money, I want you!

Woman1: Ok, but if this is a Platonic Marriage where my sexual needs are not met, then I will drop you!

by BeerChuggin'German August 6, 2009

platonic

A relationship formed when two friends fall in love but neither will admit it. These friends will usually snuggle, hold hands, talk about all the deep stuff and stare at stars together.

Are you and Lindsey dating?

NO NO WE ARE JUST PLATONIC I SWEAR GOD EW GROSS NO

sure just keep saying that

platonic friends just friends love

by A "platonic" person April 7, 2016

plute

The flesh that joins the shaft of the penis to teh testes.

Sean: I showered this morning and even at 3 o clock my plute was still wet!

by lummy April 24, 2007