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tant paint

the brown or yellowish shit stripe on the inside of a male or females underware after an unsucsesful butt wipe.
God almighty there was so much tant paint on Angelina Jolies underwere that i swear see must of sat on one of her addoped little negros.
by johnny boyz June 11, 2006
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Paint Brush

The action of manhandling your own set of sweaty jewels, than proceeding to slide your hand across a friends face thus warming their face with slimy goodness...
johnny proceeded to bring his hands out of his pants, and paint brush josh.
by DatFlow October 6, 2008
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paint job

draw someone on microsoft paint, then send it to em.
melissa gave me the best paint job i hae ever recieved.
by Stantin January 5, 2008
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Clown Paint

Clown paint is the period blood left on a persons face after going down on a chick who is on her period...
Dude 1: Dude...you got some clown paint on your upper lip!
Dude 2: Ya...old Suzzie forgot to tell me that aunt flo was visiting last night...I thougt something was wrong when it tasted metalic.
by Chubbs Lang March 6, 2010
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painting the road

by rolfjslfjedlnoivjf September 6, 2009
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Drunk Painting

When a person decides it would be funny to get drunk and then decides to paint a picture. Usually ends up on the floor or paint on the floor.

There have been few cases of drunk painters drinking all the paint - mistaking it for alchohol - But that resulted in a trip to a hospital.

Some artists have created their best pieces of work whilst drunk because their emotions are so definate and decided they have crazy ideas to paint.
John: Owwww, my tummy and my head hurts
Kenny: were you doing some more Drunk painting's again?
John: Maybe...But that doesnt explain why my tummy hurts....
Kenny: *thinks*
John: oh kenny, were you at my house last night?
Kenny: nooo.......why?
John: Because all my paints are nearly empty but my actual painting doesn't have much paint on it, and there's none anywhere else...
Kenny: Oh dear, you haven't drank it all have you, I had a freind called bob once and he had to go to hospital because he drank all the red paint.
John: Crap.
by o iop June 4, 2009
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Paint Bomb

Paint bomb- When super amazing sophomores decorate a car with all the car paint they can find. It usually evolves lots and lots of polka dots.
At the 5k the sophomores paint bombed the car.
by Paint Bomber October 2, 2010
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