Glass Stretcher

Similar to a skipe hunt. Car dealers send green car salespeople on a wild goose chase. The green guys search for the unit sometimes being sent between several dealerships with each dealership telling the salesperson a new story. Sometimes a device has been manufactured that weighs alot and is moved around a auto mall.
"Hey, go over to the Ford store and get our glass stretcher back!! Don't forget the safety goggles and gloves."

Common to make the fake unit heavy and ask them to go get it in summer when it is 100+ degrees outside.
by klone32 May 20, 2010
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Liberal Glasses

In the 2020s, the type of eyewear that contributes to the overall appearance of the white liberal stereotype.

These glasses are bold, thick, geometric, and sometimes multicolor. If a single color, they are either black, dark brown, or a primary color. On may examples, the frames will be a different color than the nose and ear pieces.

Some of the best examples are worn by the following:
Kate Brown, Gigi Sohn, Colbert, Oprah, Rosa DeLauro, Rachel Maddow, Tina Kotek, etc., with Kate Brown's pair being the ultimate archetype.

This type of eyewear is usually seen combined with one or more of the following: A Patagonia puffy jacket, scarf/shawl, tote bag, insulated beverage container, Prius, Tesla, or Outback.
Gigi Sohn's liberal glasses sported during her FCC hearings at the capitol really made her look like a Dr. Seuss character.
by J--tizzle March 07, 2023
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Glass Joe

A person who is incredibly weak, or fragile.
Bob: Did you see the latest boxing match?
James: Yeah, the the opponent was such a Glass Joe, he got knocked out before the first round ended!
by PUNCH-OUT!!! October 23, 2022
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pressing glass

Being the first in line to wait for a gondola to open on a ski day; being pressed upon the glass gondola doors.
The forecast is predicting 16 fresh new inches of snow for tomorrow, I will definitely be pressing glass!
by Kahliki76 March 15, 2015
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mr glass

An athlete that gets injured very often and easily
Hey mr glass broke his leg agian
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Heaven in a Glass

3/4 Premium Grape Vodka
1/4 Red Bull
Can be served with or without ice.
This heaven in a glass, got me feeling so lifted like an angel.
by Mr. Gemini Jones July 18, 2011
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rubber glass

glass in the form of rubber so clear the birds on the windex comercial won't know the difference
Look at the rubber glass it's so clear you would never know it's not real glass.
by Cat-man-do May 19, 2010
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