NPH

NPH is the abbreviation for Nuts Per Hour. It is used to measure how many times you nut within an hour.

"Hey, dude. What is your NPH?"

"Around eight. But I can push for ten"

"Ten, dude?! I can achieve twenty per hour no problem."

by LilTrumpet December 10, 2017

NPMO

Text for “no problemo”...A Spanish derivation of the more commonly used text “NP” which means “no problem”.

Wife: can you pick up the kids?
Husband: NPMO

by Reasonable Dad July 10, 2018

Npgmf

Non pussy gettin mother fucker

Chase Hudson’s a npgmf

by Pseuonymus June 1, 2018

NPS

NPS means Nigga Penis Society. Also rivals with CPS(Cracker Penis Society)

That guy Kahlik is in the NPS
That replubican Eustace is in the CPS

by BigBlackNiggaBallsHD March 12, 2020

NP300

A small under performing 4x4 vehicle normally driven by Homosexuals or wanna be drug dealers. Feels inferior in the presence of other 4x4s and pisses oil on ground randomly when it does. Clutch has normally been ridden more than your weird uncles strap on. Struggles to get out of a Maccas drive through garden without getting bogged.

Brock bought an NP300 for him and his boyfriend to drive around in.

by Boozin Bruiser April 20, 2020

NPS Diamond

He is the best call of duty player of all time. Not only will he carry you in any match, but he’s also very professional. In the business scene, he’s very organized and gets things done as soon as possible and to the best of his ability, however, he has a tendency to overwork himself due to his high exceeding self expectations.

“Did you know if you use code NPS you get 10% off your next purchase at rogueenergy.com?”

“Yea, NPS Diamond told me!”

by NPS Diamond August 5, 2021

Npc rpg

Npc Rpg a fun game made in 2000

You: what that
A guy: Npc rpg
You: cool

by Change the discord bot and the December 22, 2021