pill muncher

Someone who chews pills in order to make them work faster. Usually done with oxycontin, MS contin, and other narcotic painrelievers with a continuous relief mechanism that is thus defeated by the munching of such medication.
Requires a blatant disregard for taste and gritty texture to be present within this individual, or just an incredible desperation for a quicker high to be present to warrant the transformation of a "pill popper" to a "pill muncher".

Jessie is now a pill muncher, because she chews rather than swallows.

by mynameismaryjane June 6, 2011

Idiot Pill

A pill that one takes to prevent stupidity or idiocy. Usually taken once a day.

Person 1: (using phone as a flashlight) I can't find my phone.
Person 2: Did you take your goddam idiot pill today fool?

by Nemu64 December 26, 2018

Pill-Rot

The horrendous decay and rotting of one's teeth due to prescription drug abuse. Usually expedited by way of severe promiscuity.

My slutty ex-wife had the worst case of pill-rot I have ever seen.

by assassin989 December 26, 2010

pillow pilled

The delusional state of someone imagining very unlikely theories in order to cope with a real or very likely situation. Like lying down on a pillow, ignoring reality, and just daydreaming.

Those pillow pilled losers are still making up new predictions about what they can only wish to happen.

by zaroneon January 22, 2021

pill pecker

a man's pecker on ecstacy.

I'm pillin me pill peckerrrrr

by PTGizzle April 4, 2008

shower pill

Leaving a workout facility or a practice without showering. Very common, however, not looked upon in a favorable light. In spite of this, many players seem to wear their propensity to "take pills" after practice as a badge of honor.

Pete Dick: "That was a tough, long, hot run; I'd better suds my bag."
Uncle Freddie: "I'm gonna take a shower pill."
Pete Dick: "That's why you never get laid."

by Pete Dick October 10, 2008

clever pill

60s psychotherapist's name for LSD.

the clever pill and the Owesleytalk is hip.

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006