Empowering Parents

An American parenting website which advocates techniques amounting to emotional abuse, as well as a worldview which should have been left in the 1950s.

My child's not been behaving like some sort of mid-twentieth-century Puritain, but that Lehman bloke over at Empowering Parents said I should just discipline her and totally ignore the underlying issues.

by Gorillagramophone55 May 20, 2022

Parental Blindness

A parent’s inability to see their child’s athletic ability for what it is.

I just got a call from a parent of a kid that got put on the JV team. She was very upset that her child didn’t get put on the varsity team. That parent suffers from PARENTAL BLINDNESS.

by HScoach09 April 7, 2022

Male Parent

Built: Different

Who's that?
Damb, that's Male Parent

by Sir Leaky Bum October 1, 2021

Parents not found

People who ship unironically, creators dream and george

"Wow they ship dream and george? They must be a parents not found."

by Boclocfox August 17, 2021

parental advisory

the way to distinguish rap music from good music

if the guy on the album is black and there's a parental advisory, its a rap album

by ppp December 27, 2004

Whore Parent

A parent who insists on dropping their whore child off in the student parking lot at any high school instead of waddling their ass to the parent pick up where they belong.

The whore parent in the Land Rover busted shit through the student parking lot like it was nobody's business and stopped in an intersection so her tubby bitch kid could haul ass to first period and ended up getting owned by the Senior in his new H3.

by Seamus Gibbons December 16, 2006

Solo-Parent

A solo-parent is another way of saying single parent but does not reflect on a person's relationship status. This person parents their child(ren) on their own but was or is not necessarily single.

She is a solo-parent but has a really great boyfriend.

by sexbeyond40 June 9, 2014