My Ass

Humorous/sarcastic answer or explanation for any question one doesn't really care about.

Teacher: Now, students, can anyone tell us the difference between an electron and a positron?
Me: My ass.

Mom: Why did you cover the cat in gravy and throw him over the fence into the neighbor's yard?
Me: Because my ass.

Doctor: You jumped off the roof of your house onto a tricycle? What were you thinking?!
Me: My ass.

by Hellzapoppin' July 12, 2018

on my level

your level is the point where you are high and/or drunk up to the point where you seemingly recognize and are familiar your fucked up state.

being below your level means you are not yet too fucked up, and being above your level means you are so fucked up you should probably chill out with the jager.

i'm grounded for summer because i came home last night on my level; my parents were pissed.

by sk8ergirl14 June 15, 2011

and my axe

From LotR: The Fellowship of the Ring. When you are making a plan and someone decides that they want to be in on this plan, they say 'AND MY AXE' in a heavy scottish accent.

Leader: So we are going to sneak in here at night, put gnomes all over this dude's garden, get out again, are you all in?

Everyone else (in unison): AND MY AXE!!!

by wangdalfthegay June 18, 2006

my brick

Just like an ibrick but when your mybook external hardrive crashes making it a my brick

O man, this mybook crahsed!!!!! Western digital makes shitty hardrives! now its only good to be a my brick!

by c0d3t3m935tc June 25, 2009

Not my life

Something you say to someone when they tell you something that doesn't happen to you or didn't happen to you

Friend: "I just lost my blackberry!"
You: "Not my life"

by stamfordallday July 5, 2010

My-Syndrome

Noun

Being affected by another's stupidity. Insensibility, Slowwittedness, Feeble-mindedness, Slowness, Cynical, Alienated

Someone's stupidity leeches onto another person

Q: "Is two plus two really four?"

A: "What you can't add? You got the My-Syndrome..."

by Susan Cohan July 14, 2014

my habib

Habib is an Arabic word meaning 'my love' or 'lover' and can also mean 'my love whom is the most awesome person you will ever know in your life', 'the shizz nizzle' 'shizzola' 'mine/love of my life' .

"I would go to my Habib, if I knew where to go."

"I want to see my Habib. But don't know how to contact him."

"If my Habib happens to see this, just know.... that I love you my Habib.
Forever xs infinity. E=mc2."

by QueenHoneyBee177 December 11, 2016