Teacher: Now, students, can anyone tell us the difference between an electron and a positron?
Me: My ass.
Mom: Why did you cover the cat in gravy and throw him over the fence into the neighbor's yard?
Me: Because my ass.
Doctor: You jumped off the roof of your house onto a tricycle? What were you thinking?!
Me: My ass.
Me: My ass.
Mom: Why did you cover the cat in gravy and throw him over the fence into the neighbor's yard?
Me: Because my ass.
Doctor: You jumped off the roof of your house onto a tricycle? What were you thinking?!
Me: My ass.
by Hellzapoppin' July 12, 2018
Get the My Assmug. your level is the point where you are high and/or drunk up to the point where you seemingly recognize and are familiar your fucked up state.
being below your level means you are not yet too fucked up, and being above your level means you are so fucked up you should probably chill out with the jager.
being below your level means you are not yet too fucked up, and being above your level means you are so fucked up you should probably chill out with the jager.
by sk8ergirl14 June 15, 2011
Get the on my levelmug. From LotR: The Fellowship of the Ring. When you are making a plan and someone decides that they want to be in on this plan, they say 'AND MY AXE' in a heavy scottish accent.
Leader: So we are going to sneak in here at night, put gnomes all over this dude's garden, get out again, are you all in?
Everyone else (in unison): AND MY AXE!!!
Everyone else (in unison): AND MY AXE!!!
by wangdalfthegay June 18, 2006
Get the and my axemug. Someone who cares for you unconditionally regardless of any circumstance. Best friend, boyfriend, girlfriend.
by Thechizzenoneee September 11, 2020
Get the my zomug. Habib is an Arabic word meaning 'my love' or 'lover' and can also mean 'my love whom is the most awesome person you will ever know in your life', 'the shizz nizzle' 'shizzola' 'mine/love of my life' .
"I would go to my Habib, if I knew where to go."
"I want to see my Habib. But don't know how to contact him."
"If my Habib happens to see this, just know.... that I love you my Habib.
Forever xs infinity. E=mc2."
"I want to see my Habib. But don't know how to contact him."
"If my Habib happens to see this, just know.... that I love you my Habib.
Forever xs infinity. E=mc2."
by QueenHoneyBee177 December 11, 2016
Get the my habibmug. Sword Art Online is my trash.
by Odesawaan October 12, 2019
Get the my trashmug. Something you say to someone when they tell you something that doesn't happen to you or didn't happen to you
by stamfordallday July 5, 2010
Get the Not my lifemug.