muffin jamboree

A muffin jamboree is a party or social event where the poon to penis ratio is in a majority favor towards the poon spectrum, in laymens terms the opposite of sausage fest

Billy: I felt real uncomfortable last night
Johny: Why bitch (as he puffs on his cigarette)
Billy: I showed up at this party last night and the cooch to cock ratio was way off balance in favor of the cooch
Johny: Bitch you was at a "muffin jamboree" now quit being a biotch and make me a sandwich!

by Dr. Thomas Jay September 19, 2005

The Muffin Man

A man who makes muffins and gives them to all of the people to whom he feels worthy enough. A song was written about him.

Blueberry, chocolate chip, and many more.

by Stinky July 19, 2003

Variety Muffins

noun
1. An industrial sized pack of freshly made delicious muffins bought at Costcos, often coming in a variety such as chocolate chip, blueberry, and poppy seed.

adjective
1. Extremely good; outstanding.

exclamation
used to indicate approval or pleasure

ORIGIN see first definition

"I find that idea to be variety muffins."

"What do you think?"
"Variety muffins!"

by Ruby "Cuff" Slasher January 17, 2007

Muffin Hoe

This term is used to call someone a hoe. This term is also used to confuse someone when you call them a hoe so they don't realize you insulted them.

me: YOU MUFFIN HOE!
you: ..wait, what?!

by thatbitchstolemycookies! October 7, 2009

Blueberry muffinned

When someone, or something, bakes a whole batch of blueberry muffins just to throw them at you because you suck.

I got blueberry muffinned because, as my mother puts it, I utterly failed as a daughter :(((

by Dildo Shwagins July 7, 2021

Hesh Muffins

A skateboard group, that is made up of some of the gnarliest heshers around, they entered in The Berrics Younited Nations contest but lost to D.R.E.A.M but still are the craziest skaters out there! HESH 4LIFE

(i.e. some of the gnarliest skaters around)

Hesh Muffins are heshers for life

by SK84LIFEMOFO February 15, 2012

Muffin Bombing

The female equivelent to TEABAGGING

A man rubs himself on someone laying down, this is what the female does, this is Muffin Bombing

by Pennick May 29, 2007