The Muddy Kansas Sunflower is an act that requires patience, a shovel, and possibly a lot of sunscreen. In order to perform this act, one must strip naked, dig a hole for their feet, stand in the hole and bury their feet, bend over and point their booty toward the sun, push a dingleberry partially out of their anus, and point their butt towards the sun. In order to complete the Muddy Kansas Sunflower this position must be held for as long as the sun is up (hence the sunscreen). For understanding purposes, the dingleberry represents the seeds, the butt represents the flower, the body represents the stem, and the feet represent the roots of the sunflower.
“Hey bro, wanna go over to Dodge City and do a Muddy Kansas Sunflower?”
“Yeah, sure. I’ll grab the sunscreen if you get the shovel!”
“Bet.”
“Yeah, sure. I’ll grab the sunscreen if you get the shovel!”
“Bet.”
by The Gee man 69420 June 16, 2020
After her last diving lesson my girlfriend decided she wanted to take on the infamous muddy scuba diver
by Slim068724 February 15, 2010
by Long Dong Salam December 20, 2009
Similar to an alaskan pipeline, this move is when you start with anal, get some shit on the top of your dick, and stick it into the woman’s vagina.
Guy 1: “Dude Taylor let me give her a Muddy Pink Jammer last night, it was amazing, except there was a lot of shit on my dick. like golly there was poopy everywhere!”
Guy 2: “who the fuck are you?”
Guy 2: “who the fuck are you?”
by Slappdat May 28, 2018
by Majio June 16, 2011
What a gut-stick occasionally resembles after using the back door, due to the horrifying debris deposited upon it. Boots worn in the pouring rain, such as those sported by John Terry when he's slicing penalties wide and bawling his eyes out, tend to become caked in mud. So do men's members when they've been upto the apricots in shit.
Upon withdrawal his triumphant smirk faded in a heart-beat, realising as he did that his giggling stick was spattered with more filth than a pair of muddy boots.
by Dr Terry Terry May 22, 2008
When ur fuckin a girl doggy style & u insert both of ur index fingers in ur own ass then u rub ur shitty fingers on her nipples
by Bb&ek July 08, 2010