Ass Monger

A man who appraises the value of people's asses, can be found working street corners late at night.

I got appraised at an ass monger and my ass is worth a bag of chips!

The local ass monger got arrested last night, now I'll never know how much it's worth...

Why are all the ass mongers here naked?

by Jacob Ritz April 30, 2006

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mongaloid

a person who is stone dumb and/or fucking ugly ass hell

the bitch who looked like a cat was a fucking mongaloid

al makes up words like mongaloid at summer weight rooms, and states any one who dosent know wat a mongaloid is in fact is a mongaloid them selves

by kurt hudik November 1, 2007

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Shit Monger

1. Someone who obsseses over shit.

2. A fun curse used when in doubt.

Shes one bitching shit monger!

by Zoloft July 25, 2004

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Mongeni

An unstopable force of power; Or the opposite of gray matter

Mongeni is the ultimate source of power.

by Dave Mongeni October 31, 2003

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Grave Mongler

A Grave Mongler involves two parts: The "Jumper" and the "Mongler"

Once a fresh grave is chosen, remove the body, and designate one person to be the jumper and the other the mongler.

The Jumper will jump on the deceased's stomach, while the mongler waits at either the vagina or anus for the bodily fluids to emerge.

Since I'm a Grave Mongler, I'd like to Mongle that ginger-kid's mom.

by Kitty696968 February 17, 2009

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