melting moment

When you give your partner a blumpkin (which is a blowjob whilst he is taking a dump) and remove it from the toilet to freeze it. Once it is frozen you then use it as a dildo and gradually let the poo melt in your anus so you can proceed to poop out his shit

my girlfriend is so crazy and wants to try do a melting moment with me

by littlemissblumpkin March 6, 2024

melted vanilla cone

When jerking or being jerked off you lie on your back and ejaculate straight up...the load comes down all over the tip and hand thus looking like a melted ice cream cone

My spooge went and came down in warm gooey mess...finger licking good...she said it was like a melted vanilla cone

by cykofiend February 27, 2014

Melt

Myles McEvoy

Shutup Myles you melt.

by AH - 64 Apache June 7, 2018

melt the butter

The act of standing under a hot shower head, allowing the water to penetrate your greasy hair.

Took me an extra 5 minutes to “melt the butter” during my shower. Sorry I’m late!

by HolDoll February 5, 2018

melting point

when making someone melt to the point they jizz their pants from excitement

I got to my Melting point

by bloopfish December 14, 2014

Melting Vinyl

Spinning a record for such an extended period of time that the friction from the needle melts the records face off. face. off.

I just got a righteous deal on Steppenwolf and the Woodstock 3-disc set from a flea market. Time to melt the shit out of some vinyl!!

Melting Vinyl

by bobby mcgeeeee December 2, 2010

Melted

Deflated or out of energy

Big homie: hey how are things going with your crush?
Lil Homie: tbh not good she hasn’t reached back to me in days
Big Homie: damn how do you feel?
Lil Homie: I feel stoopid melted

by Thicctor March 15, 2020