ass mantis

mantis which lives on the front covers of maths books.

i've got your ass mantis

by Anonymous January 27, 2003

manwich

when people are being very squished together, like having 9 people in a car that sits 5, a man in between 2 women is a manwich. actually, a man sandwich hence the word manwich.

kate and steph made a manwich out of michael.

by ish gah. March 27, 2004

mantini

A term for ejaculate or a cumshot.

I fucked my girl real hard last night, then she drank my mantini.

by Slanguage September 29, 2006

manicorn

A manicorn is like a black hole of hate. the dirty rotten moist hole of 5 dollar whores in Nevada. That sort of hole. A manicorn is a man so filled with this unholy of holy hate that through out his early stages in life as a man very much so similar to the pupae stage in most insects this hate festers. Then through metamorphisis he emerges from a blanket of distrust and mean mean words one morning. He is then a manicorn!!! This new manicorn looks very much so like an every day normal guy however he has a slight horn on is forehead. It is in this horn that ALL the hate that was collected by that filthy hole are brought together. It is here in this horn ... that hate lazers exist. BEWARE OF THE MANICORN!!!

Sarah: OMG hey william hows your day going? It seems you just evolved into a manicorn! COOL!"

William: FUCKING BLOODY PUSSY FART DIEEEEE!!!! *emits hate lazer and blows poor sarah's head off*

by H3br3wHamm3r September 22, 2011

manwich

The act of smearing mayonnaise all over one's body and then proceeding to have turkey(specifically lunch meat) strategiccally placed on your body. After this is complete another person dabbles in the act of eating the turkey slowly off of your body. The rapidness of the eating depends on how hungry the person is.

Jim performed the manwich with George last year in Florida after a long practice.

by Nick May 13, 2005

mantiques

Any new pice of furniture designed to look like an older antique piece.

I'm distressing this dresser. Now it's a mantique.

by Byteme97 October 13, 2003

Mantachie

A hick town in Mississippi where uneducated, racist, and church-headed people live. I know that, because lived there. I experienced how the people there act. Most of them are against trying anything new, like for example, leaving the dirty south.

Ex 1: "I'm so glad my family and I got out of Mantachie."
Ex 2: "Hi ya'll! I live in Maaantachie! I hate gays and different skin colors besides white and I try to shove my religion down everyone's throat!"

by E.C.M July 3, 2011