legiterally

trying to prove ones case by cross referencing the words legit and literally

Ray: How'd you do on that english essay?
Lisa: I failed with flying colours, legiterally.

by romediggity February 9, 2009

literary

Another word for a high school english teacher, or a university humanties professor. Used commonly amongst politcians, in order to segment them as a minority group.

John Howard: "I'm rather - acquainted with the - literaries at the - University of - Canberra."

Kim Beazely: "I sincerely doubt that, prime minister, as there is no longer a University of Canberra since you proposed the bill in question last month!"

John Howard: "......."

Kim Beazely: "I'm sorry prime minister? What was that?"

John Howard: "......this man is - trying to corrupt me!"

Kim Beazely: "Oh, god!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 7, 2005

Literalldick

1) A man, usually good looking, who has sex with a woman the first night he meets her, stays with her for a few weeks with the promise of marrige, then dumps her and runs off
2) Leading cause of depression in women

You shouldn't go near him hes a Literalldick

by Flippydaslasher November 19, 2007

e-literacy

The usage of text-message or e-mail language/acronyms/grammar in a setting unrelated to text messages or e-mail (especially in formal writing).

E-literacy can be demonstrated in two ways:
Spoken aloud: "LOL that is so funny! OMFG!"
Or, in formal writing: "One of my fave ppl 2 hang out w/ is my bff april. We alwyz have a gr8 time cuz she's like a sistr 2 me."

by Natalie Weber November 18, 2007

Literaloling

Literally Laughing Out Loud.

Kate: I made a new AIM screen naem for you.. ADK sucks peen
Aaron: HAHAHAHAHA
Kate: I am literaloling.

by Kate McComas January 12, 2009

Literary Dumbass

A person that any word that's too big for them or too complicated for them (or whatever other reason) pronounces wrong or thinks the meaning of that word is something completely differant or not fully correct. Some People become Literary dumbasses because the word has to do with something related to someone they don't like or like to mess with.(Refer to example 2)
It means the same thing as
Literary:
-Asshole
-Fuckhead
-Idiot
-Moron
-Etc.

1.Hey what kinda holiday is Hannukoh?!-(My stupid Uncle said it once)
2.Guy1:Hey what yah readin'?
Guy2:a manga
Guy1:Why would they name a kind of book after a fruit? (mango)
Guy2:HEEEEEY! Literary Dumbass!
Guy:Just kiddin'........sheesh.
3. You are merely a Liter

by BerserkWolf November 4, 2005

legiterally

A combination of the words "legit" (slang), and "literally" form the basis of the word. The word would be used when someone is questioning the accuracy/ preciseness of a statement. (is the statement for real/ not fake, and is it truthful word for word?)

"my dad just went and spent $20,000 on a new rolex"
"legiterally?"

by spattie August 21, 2009