Limpy

When your dime bitch surprises you with a quick blow Job and your wiener is so limp that she can twirl it around in her mouth like a jump rope. To maintain limpy status for as long as possible it’s helpful to think about the affects of the corona virus on your used to be thriving business. If your lucky you can keep your limp wiener in her mouth for at least 30 seconds of pure bliss. When your limpy reaches 20% chubby the limpy is over and you go back about your day.

My wife surprised me with 10 limpies today. It gave me a quick energy boost like drinking 10 diet cokes through the day except without the aspartame. My wife likes the limpy because the Total time in mouth, TTIM, is less the a single blow job from start to finish. No clean up or swallowing is also a plus.

by TheLimpyKing April 16, 2020

Limpeh

Limpeh is a highly vulgar word from Hokkien Chinese and adopted into Singlish. Although it literally means "your father," the implication is "I fucked your mother and I have you as this useless son." As a result, it is meant to denigrate the listener which is why often people think it's rude. Of course, some of the cool kids think it is a cool way to say "I" to gain respect or have authority over the other person

Dad: Wa lao eh, 50 on maths eh, always play play, why you don't study like limpeh tell you ah?
Son: LIMPEH don't know ah
Dad: How dare you say "limpeh?"

Ah Beng: Ah Seng, that girl there sibeh chio bu one (very hot)
Ah Seng: Chio your head ah, one sister more chio
Ah Beng: LIMPEH say she chio, she is chio

Random guy: Where's my food? Take so long ah
Waiter: It's coming

Random guy: What time orready ah? KA NI NIA CHOW CHI BAI, LIMPEH hungry, LIMPEH pak to yow, wait 30 minute orready.

Daniel Han (Taiwanese politician): I give them four words! Fang ma guo lai (come at me, bro). Add another words: LIMPEH tan li! (Limpeh waits for you!)

by NYC_Limpeh March 20, 2022

rush limbaugh

A polite term for a "huge bag of fermenting crap".

Woaaaa! Carefull!!! Don't step on that pile of "Rush Limbaugh".

by Rush's Mom June 14, 2004

rush limbaugh

An unimaginably huge person who has grown so large that he has collapsed into his own anus so that he is now invisible and can only be detectd by the billions of OXYCONTIN PILLS that he sucks in because they cannot escape his gravitational/addictational force. Known for his astute views on sports.

Dude 1: "Excuse me, sir, but don't you think that the NBA is just promoting this LeBron James person because they want black players to succeed? Is he really more talented than many white players?"

Dude 2: "WTF, dude, are you twisted on OXYCONTIN PILLS, or are you just rush limbaugh? Seriously, you better STFU before you get fired off ESPN, dawg. Oops, too late."

by 6079 Smith W March 23, 2005

limp-on

When one does not quite achieve hard-on-isity, however, still enjoys the sensation of the possibilities of it.

Most commonly happens when one has no potential of realizing the ultimate goal but yet, unexplainably, the body reacts as though there IS that potential. Generally speaking, occurs in business meetings, restaurants and public places.

I got a limp-on just talking to her on the phone.

by Prof. Ed Monds August 4, 2007

Limplement

The act of rolling out new hardware, software, or business processes that fall far short of the original intentions for their use; noun: Limplementation;

When we limplemented the software the first time, it brought our payroll system down for weeks rather than streamlining the whole process.

by Jenny White February 7, 2008

limp to pimp

A term describing an action, event or object that makes someone instantly more attractive.

Girl 1: Did you hear that Scott traded in his Pinto?

Girl 2: Hell yeah! His new Mustang got him from limp to pimp in 3.2 seconds!

by Jessimus Maximus April 25, 2008