dildo licker

Someone who licks dildoes. An insult.

"So diss all you want but it won't make your weenie any bigger you dildo licker." - William Murderface of Dethklok. (Metalocalypse Season 1 Episode 5)

by FH$TGI^JO May 15, 2007

licker

Person who originates from the North of England.

Joe is a right (coal) licker

by Bernard Rickel August 7, 2003

turd-licker

A person who uses excessive behavior to be considered for a job or promotion. Most serious and next in the series : brown-noser then ass-kisser then turd-licker.

My efforts of getting the promotion by being a brown-noser as well as an ass-kisser to the boss were outmatched by the actions of the turd-licker in our organization.

by MWBishop July 1, 2010

Lettuce licker

Lettuce ... as in a vagina. Therefore a lettuce licker is someone who is attracted to vagina .mostly used to offend lesbians like Kate Hansen.

“Oh Shut up kate , you lettuce licker!”

by Cuntragcunt May 10, 2018

fish licker

A lesbian; particularly one who is not fastidious when it comes to her partners feminine hygiene habits. So called due to the fishy aroma of the unwashed female genitals.

So Simone, are you a fish licker too?

by Apathetic Care Bear January 29, 2005

cum crusted cunt licker

Someone desperate enough to lick a slut who still has dried stuff from the last guy that did her.

That guy was so drunk last night he became a cum crusted cunt licker and doesn't even remember it...

by John Doe two point O March 17, 2008

Lieberal

wordplay, pun based on a fusion of the words 'Liberal' and 'liar'. Typicly used in an insulting manner.

Lieberals are stealing all your money to give to drug users: just ask the Cuntservatives

by Angrydead April 11, 2008