Left-Theft

When a privileged member of the Left exploits the emotional labor of the less fortunate members and then claims victimhood when called out for it.

Jesse committed left-theft when he refused to acknowledge the POC's mental health crisis, nor their previous contributions to the organization, and expressed feeling unappreciated for his misguided attempts to intervene, leading to trigger-blocking the POC.

by Senecae June 16, 2022

Left-a-Smoke

The last few draws of a tobacco cigarette given to someone without access to nicotine

Calum: I'm gonna have a feg. You want left-a-smoke?
Aaron: Yes mate

by Finnish Bolshevik August 22, 2022

left bastard

When someone is three times as much of a right bastard than thought possible.

Inspiration: "Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left."

Person 1: Did you see him hit-and-run my car? What a right bastard he is.

Person 2: He did worse than that. He ran over a puppy and threw an empty beer can out his window. That bastard ain't a right bastard, he's a left bastard.

by Jack_Firerage June 30, 2023

Left anklet

Wearing an anklet on the left ankle is a secret way to indicate one is queer and part of the LGBTQ+ community

“You’re wearing a left anklet? That’s the gay side”

by ichoosetobeanonymous1990 July 7, 2023

Left Handed Handshake

A term for an agreement that was never meant to be honored. Stands in opposition to deals sealed with shaking right hands.

Person 1: I thought we had an understanding!!

Person 2: No man, that was only a left handed handshake.

by bakja November 16, 2011

left brained syndrome

the opposite of openminded & free thinking. non-holistic and in-the-box minded people. people with left brained syndrome could be labelled as "sheeple" or said to be contained in a "mental prison"

they tend to be lacking in any spirituality, they ride the cultural wave, follow all the current trends and are the system's bitch. they dont think for themselves, dont question authority, dont question their own beliefs, dont question others beliefs, and are often opposed to progressive thinking and controversial ideas.

they follow predetermined patterns of behaviour, and mimick how other people act instead of doing what they feel is right. many attach themselves to ideologies and with no basis, believe and defend these ideologies with a life and death attitude.

left brained syndrome is an unfortunate pandemic.

the best and quickest cure for left brained syndrome is psychedelic drugs...unfortunately, the syndrome causes these people to be highly opposed to these substances... ironic.

righty brain: want to smoke some dmt?

lefty brain: no, its illegal and i must follow the law. also, the christian god i devoutly follow would be very dissapointed in me.

by danand August 22, 2012

left handed screwdriver

When a man who is right hand dominate masturbates with his right hand to ejaculate into his left hand. He then uses the ejaculate as lubrication to masturbate a second time with his left hand.

I downloaded this awesome donkey porn last night and I had to use a left handed screwdriver to finish watching it.

by Lefty McTwyst January 26, 2011