Butt Lag

When you buttocks is stuck to the leathery office chair, after a long night of gaming, creating a butt lag.

Ow! that was some serious butt lag.

by brocklie February 22, 2009

wet-lag

A term mostly used by females/people with pussies refering to the term jet-lag. Wet-lag similar to jet-lag is when your physically and or mentally put on pause due to intense orgasm or sexual over stimulation. Also reffering to being wet after coming out of the shower, a place were people commonly masturbate. Symptoms of wet can include hurt back, pulled muscles(from spasming), ringnig in ears, over sensitivity, being raw etc.

person 1: Dude, did u see Bettie when she came out the shower?
person 2: no, why?
person 1: Look at that fuck-walk! She totally has wet-lag.

by im u fucking sadist17 December 26, 2020

Vac Lag

much like Jet Lag, it is the tired, exhausted state after a long road trip or great vacation.

"Rick, you look like shit. Sup?"
"Man, went to Cancun for a week and partied 24/7. Now I have bad Vac Lag."

by Sylavendara March 14, 2010

lag bender

the lag bender is a meme name for ppl who are so laggy that they bend lag and use it

guy1:that guy just killed me from a mile away he must be hacking
guy2:nah he is just a lag bender which means they are so laggy that bend lag

by duckable September 7, 2020

lag slapped

when your computer experiances an sudden unexpected amount of lag.

I was trying to play poker on myspace but it just lag slapped the hell out of my computer =.=

by yin teng January 20, 2009

The lag is real

When something laggy eg friends,family,phone is extremely laggy you can’t describe the pain.

The lag is real my gra won’t join me game.
The lqg is real an error ecorred

by Graaaaa December 31, 2020

eBay lag

1. The time you wait from winning an auction to receiving the goods.

2. The time you wait from someone winning your auction to actually getting paid for the item.

1. I won that iPad on eBay three days ago and the guy hasn't shipped it yet. This eBay lag is killing me!

2. Someone bought my pet rock last week but hasn't paypal'd me the money yet. This eBay lag is driving me nuts!

by Sue Dough-Nim September 17, 2010