keep it dry

the act of not letting your penis get wet when extremely horny
YO you got a nice ass,

ughh* my penis isnt gona handle this i gota "keep it dry"
by Rudyx January 05, 2012
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Play for keeps

A new pop punk/rock/alternative band straight out of sin city (Las Vegas) known for the phenomenal vocal stylings of Cameron Dettman the amazing bass talents of Brian Jones the ripping guitar of Jace Stagg and the Outrageous druming by none other than Chris Bryant. Just finishing their long awaited EP and Heading out for tour on the west coast with another new pop punk band called the chase.
This band is most definitely something to follow
Did you see Play for Keeps in Las Vegas? They totally killed it.
Dude, Play for Keeps is the greatest band ever.
Hey, Have you seen Chris Bryant from Play for Keeps? Hes way hott!
by Iplayforkeeps<3 June 18, 2009
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Keeping it Clean

The term, "Keeping it Clean" refers to the act of having sexual relations ("doing the nasty" or "boinking") in a bathroom stall. It is typically done in a public restroom, a movie theater, mall, liquor store, but mostly at high schools.
"Dude, that hot girl was totally into me. We were Keeping it Clean in the bathroom stall while no one was in there."
by crediblesource May 26, 2012
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keep it 100

Adding 50 and 50. In otherwords, you are bi-sexual.
by Gato Negro March 06, 2005
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Keep-hates

When someone keeps or owns something they hate. Esp. during a move.

Opposite of Keep-sake.
She hates her old phone, but yet she's keeping
it!

She always has a lot of keep-hates, doesn't she?
by Lillywolf April 10, 2009
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Keeping it 100

A facebook group that keeps it real with hilarious adult content, explicit conversations and unmatched realism when it's time to talk about shit that most people could not handle in a normal social enviorment.
I'm keeping it 100, IDGAF what nobody got to say I ain't got no shame in my game. perrid. By Subzero
by Phantasmic June 23, 2011
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Keep you safe

"Keep you safe" or "stay safe" is an ambiguous and vaguely menacing phrase to keep people in line, a bit like when a gangster offers a business protection in return for a small fee. In order to stay safe, one must avoid things such as scientific fact, critical thinking, divergent opinions and basic civil rights. Instead, follow the soyence, and get all your misinformation fact checked. This phrase used to be known as "for your safety" or "for security purposes".
"We are installing cameras in all restrooms to keep our customers safe."

"In order to keep you safe, you must follow our guidelines and abandon independent thought."

"We want all our stakeholders to stay safe. That is why they will have to have microchip implants to access basic amenities. To keep you safe.'
by RayBidd February 09, 2022
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