Someone that talks shit on Iphones because they can't afford one.
They think there cool when they talk shit but inside they cry because they afford one. As soon as there done talking they want to see it and play with it but realize they can't because they are iphone noobs. Since they cant afford the iPhone they buy the iPod touch and try to pass it for an iPhone to people that don't know the difference.
They think there cool when they talk shit but inside they cry because they afford one. As soon as there done talking they want to see it and play with it but realize they can't because they are iphone noobs. Since they cant afford the iPhone they buy the iPod touch and try to pass it for an iPhone to people that don't know the difference.
mike- check out my new iPhone.
Guy- that things gay!
mike- your just one of those iphone haters that can't afford one.
guy- yeah whatever, let me see it
dam I can't seem to work it
mike- you must be one of those iPhone noobs
guy-I got an iPod touch! It looks like an iphone
mike- but Its not, maybe one day u can afford one
MSG brought to u by my iphone
Guy- that things gay!
mike- your just one of those iphone haters that can't afford one.
guy- yeah whatever, let me see it
dam I can't seem to work it
mike- you must be one of those iPhone noobs
guy-I got an iPod touch! It looks like an iphone
mike- but Its not, maybe one day u can afford one
MSG brought to u by my iphone
by michael zambrana January 9, 2008
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People call it overpriced, but notice that it has 2.5x faster internet for a bare 200 dollars, i mean for 200 dollars you can't even get a comparable ipod nano or touch plus a decent 3G phone with GPS and 3G networking.
I mean, just as a music player it's worth 200 bucks already, it's simply the best mobile device ever made.
People who diss it usually can't afford one (which is really sad considering how much cheaper it is now) or are just jealous and greedy fags and misters.
In other words, GO GET ONE.
Thank you.
(and with ATNT you have to pay a $150 deposit thou... D:, but that's for the 16GB one, it's probably cheaper for the 8GB one.)
People call it overpriced, but notice that it has 2.5x faster internet for a bare 200 dollars, i mean for 200 dollars you can't even get a comparable ipod nano or touch plus a decent 3G phone with GPS and 3G networking.
I mean, just as a music player it's worth 200 bucks already, it's simply the best mobile device ever made.
People who diss it usually can't afford one (which is really sad considering how much cheaper it is now) or are just jealous and greedy fags and misters.
In other words, GO GET ONE.
Thank you.
(and with ATNT you have to pay a $150 deposit thou... D:, but that's for the 16GB one, it's probably cheaper for the 8GB one.)
"That fag Jeffery was flaunting his new Helio Ocean around like a real douche. I showed him when I iPwned him (the act of pwning a lesser phone with the iPhone) with my awesome 16GB black 3G iPhone!"
by LOLninjacat October 1, 2008
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tommy: 'love factory' is much nicer than 'brothel'
heckler: Haha yeah
tommy: you're creeping on an iPhone aren't you? hells iPhone-obvious pal.
heckler: No.... Err how'd you know?
heckler: Haha yeah
tommy: you're creeping on an iPhone aren't you? hells iPhone-obvious pal.
heckler: No.... Err how'd you know?
by tcfildes April 24, 2010
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Oh... frate... I am an iPhone Taxi Looser!
The Taxi-Gipsy-Driver (TGD) said that he hasn't find anything... he is a liar!
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Oh... frate... I am an iPhone Taxi Looser!
The Taxi-Gipsy-Driver (TGD) said that he hasn't find anything... he is a liar!
Sam: Oh frate... you are really an iPhone Taxi Looser...
by nuklearstephon September 23, 2010
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