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taint shards

The pieces of shit that didn't get wiped off after talking a shit
I went down on my girlfriend last night, before I knew it a had eaten taint shards
by CandyFrank October 21, 2021
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rusty taint

The introductory smell of walking into a packed gym full of metal and sweaty people.
Hey Ron you ready to hit the leg press? Give me a second dude I’m trying to process this smell of rusty taint.
by Mr. Spaztastic March 1, 2022
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Wet Taint

When you dribble after you urinate and it moistens your taint.
I have to wear a "WET TAINT" sign at all times due to my chronic urine incontinence.
by Ichdkslwuueo82 October 8, 2019
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Taint slapper

When your balls hits the taint during sex.
I was taint slapping last night. Oh you are such a taint slapper.
by Chodecaptain December 14, 2015
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Taint Cleaner

cleaner you use to scrub and clean your taintal area
WOW he has some nice taint cleaner
by Janis tanter September 14, 2018
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taint rammed

When a stripper crosses her legs and latches them around your neck and thrusts her vag and ass like a jackhammer into your face until your concise.
The stripper taint rammed Drew's face last night at the strip club.
by drewspizzaface December 23, 2016
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taint shooter

A man who shoots his Girlfriend(or boyfriend) in the taint after pulling out during sex.
just before he came he pulled out and jizz shot at her taint so he was called a taint shooter.
by Chrissy Some April 10, 2008
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