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marching band

Months of physical excretion that pushes even the best band student to their breaking point. It consist of a series of vocal commands such as gush and go, rep it again, and set this dot.
non musical friend: Marching band isn't a sport
Marching band student: What do you call running, marching and standing for three hours strait?!
by Marching.Band.Geek September 26, 2018
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Marmite band

A band that one either adores or despises, rather like the popular food spread.
by @FellatioHornblower August 22, 2016
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Band Kid

A band kid, also known as a reddit kid, is a person whose humor consists if t-poses, deep fried memes, a severe misunderstanding of post-irony, the USSR (100% this person is non-communistic and thinks Stalin created communism), the 🅱️ meme, and etc.
Sidenote: Not all people in band are band kids, and band kids not in bad are simply referred as a reddit kid.
Nathan: Have you seen what Kyle has been posting recently?
Damian: Yeah its just shitty 2018 memes and PewDiePie quotes. What a band kid.
by Actually_Sorabji August 21, 2022
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Band job

A combination of a hj and bj. Where one uses a combination of oral sex and giving a hand job to help a sexual partner reach orgasm
She gave him a band job, lucky fucker
by Matt Raesake July 12, 2021
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Auto Bands

American rapper.

Automatically touching (racks) thousands of dollars.
by Linkupinc June 26, 2020
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83 bands

a very known online dark wed & social media vendor who teaches people how to do fraud.
83 bands taught me how to run it up in this bandemic
by Jimmy swipes December 10, 2020
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Band Geeks

The title of what is almost unanimously agreed to be the best episode of the Nicktoons show Spongebob Squarepants.

Squidward wants to form a band in Bikini Bottom so that he can win against his rival, Squilliam, at the "Bubble Bowl." Squidward calls together various residents of Bikini Bottom to perform, hoping to make them good at playing instruments. But through some of the funniest and most memorable shenanigans the show has to offer, the band ends up fighting, and all seems lost. But then on the day of the Bubble Bowl, the band shapes up and puts on perhaps the greatest song performance in cartoon history. Featuring the song "Sweet Victory" by Van Halen, the band is able to succeed, and Squidward is able to come out on top against his rival in the end.

Many fans consider this to be the absolute best episode of the show for its humor, memorable lines, jokes, and most of all, that kick-ass music number at the end. And it truly is amongst the show's best episodes in my opinion.
Memorable lines from "Band Geeks":

"Whoever's the owner of the white Sudan, you left your lights on."

"No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument... Horse radish isn't an instrument either."

*After Squidward plays his clarinet* "Uh yes, we're here from the pet hospital, and we understand you have a dying animal on the premises."

"People talk loud when they want to act smart, right? -*Plankton* CORRECT!"

"It's the sweeeet, sweeeeet victory, yeah!"
by WTF123 December 2, 2014
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