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Armoury humper

A person or mammal who, in a game of Natural-Selection (a half-life mod) persistently sits in front of the armoury getting more ammo.

Whilst doing this he/she becomes incapable of even basic human functions such as speech, hearing or killing the alien which is in the process of killing his/her team-mates.

They are widely hated by most other NS players, who have far better things to do, like beg the commander for a shotgun.
Omg you n00b armoury humper! Get through the f**king phase gate!!!!11
by Nil_IQ January 6, 2004
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Jay Hump

The incredibly awkward dance move that involves two dance partners that are dancing face to face, while one person moves up and down repeatedly in a quick motion.
Cory- OMG! Jenny just jay humped me for ten minutes straight at Nikki's party!

Ron- My dog did the same thing to a pillow the other day.
by teachmehowtojayhump April 22, 2011
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tree hump

When a male or female, out of loneliness humps a tree in public while everyone is watching.
Girl: He looks lonely.

Girl 2: Good thing he's tree humping
by Funbutter April 17, 2014
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hump day

cause it's downhill after wednesday; it's the hump you have to get over.
by leonie May 14, 2003
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stump hump

A procedure where a person with a severed limb uses the limb (stump) as a sexual device.

The use of the stump can be Anal, or vaginal.
by jonez77 February 19, 2003
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stump humper

a person that likes to have sexual intercouse with another person who has one or both legs amputated pervert sexual deviant
Dat stump humper done got fucked a whore named Consuelo last night
by cornholio November 23, 2004
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Smelly Goat Humper

The smelly goat humpers are raping women in Germany.
by vanilladazzle May 12, 2017
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