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Hobby Colonizer 

Outsiders who join a hobby solely to change it to fit their standards without actually enjoying it. They ignore pre-established rules and expect others to follow their new ones without question. They attack fans and creators for anything they deem "abnormal" and engage in brigaded attacks against those who don’t conform. They have no problem threatening violence or sending death threats, believing their actions are justified.

Despite pretending to be inclusive, they reject any culture outside their own. When called out, they always play the victim and claim it's proof the hobby needs "fixing." They manipulate online engagement by botting Facebook likes, Twitter shares, and Reddit upvotes to create a false sense of support.

Most emerged during and after the 2020 pandemic when lockdowns gave people too much free time. While some pre-2020 cases existed, they were mostly confined to Tumblr. They can be identified by posts mocking hobby norms that receive thousands of likes, yet most replies disagree, exposing the botting.

When confronted, they typically:
- Play the victim
- Use ad hominem attacks against fans
- Trivialize the situation (often exposing their hypocrisy)
- Threaten violence against those who disagree
Fan: wtf happened to anitwt bros cant even have a waifu anymore
Hobby Colonizer 1: “Waifu” talks in 2025. We can watch anime without all dat extra weebo shit😭.

Also Hobby Colonizer 1: Said weebos found this tweet and calling me slurs very on brand for the social rejects
Hobby Colonizer 2 with Powerpuff girl pfp: Notice how all the people getting upset at this have little anime girls as their pfp
Hobby Colonizer 3 (with their entire profile dedicated to otaku hobby): We should eliminate “otaku” as a concept, it’s holding anime as a medium back
Fan: Shut up tourist
Hobby Colonizer 4: This ain’t an anime ret**d I’ll knock you tf out
Hobby Colonizer 5: what a loser THIS GUY STINKS PEEEEEYUUUUUU
Hobby Colonizer 6: Imagine getting this mad over fucking cartoons LMAOOOO (He was policing and attacking people over said cartoons)
Hobby Colonizer by PomuHub February 16, 2025
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Hobby Horsing 

The closest Amish kids can get to being furries.
"Oh sure, Chad totally couldn’t make it to the group project meeting because he was "training" for his next big hobby horsing competition. Must be exhausting... all that imaginary galloping."

Hobby Horsing 

The closest Amish kids can get to being furries.
"Oh sure, Chad totally couldn’t make it to the group project meeting because he was "training" for his next big hobby horsing competition. Must be exhausting... all that imaginary galloping."

Hobby Locker 

A side pieces pussy.
“Is that your girlfriend? No, she’s just my Hobby Locker.”
Hobby Locker by MandiMess July 13, 2025

Hobby Keege

A young man in his “finance bro larval stage,” desperately modeling himself after crypto hustlers, stock-grind gurus, and anyone who says “networking” unironically
“Bro showed up in loafers and a Zara suit jacket to Taco Bell — he’s such a hobby keege.”
Hobby Keege by hyrn September 4, 2025

Hubby Fumbler

A woman who had a beautiful dread head wrapped around her finger worshipping her simping and obsessed ready to get down on one knee and love and cherish her for the rest of her life.
The pawg that works at evolution salon is a Hubby Fumbler
Hubby Fumbler by KennyPhillips October 30, 2025

Hibbiddy hooblah

A lame excuse for douch bag 187 chance Vickers with some knickers Ina bunch like a chump
Oh hibbiddy hooblah I'm here being a good little douche
Hibbiddy hooblah by Stoned spike October 31, 2025