When banging a girl from behind, you stick both your pointer fingers in her ass, and when she turns around in shock, you take your shitty fingers and circle around her eyes, making the appearance of Harry's glasses while climaxing and simultaneously yelling EXPELLIARMUS! Then you steal her broom as you run out of the house to make a quick getaway!
by Jerry’s kids January 26, 2022
It’s the military privilege of post war syndrome that make people think pictures move and past time is established.
by Samantha Jo November 08, 2019
by Beard3dWonder October 29, 2019
Dobby shifted closer to Hermione. She begged him to plunge his pulsing, 6 foot long dick into her cavernous meat sack. She craved the pleasure that would come with his tip brushing against her most sensitive areas. Why are you still reading?
"Ah yes, Steve reads Harry Potter Fanfiction. Steve likes men"
"Oh my, I just jacked off to a graphic short filming describing in depth the texture of Dobby's balls. Whoopsie"
"Oh my, I just jacked off to a graphic short filming describing in depth the texture of Dobby's balls. Whoopsie"
person 1: do you know how much i like harry potter??
person 2: no, how much?
i spend more time watching harry potter cast bts and funny interviews and youtube than i watch the actual movies
person: fuck. get some help.
person 2: no, how much?
i spend more time watching harry potter cast bts and funny interviews and youtube than i watch the actual movies
person: fuck. get some help.
by stopwastingyourtimeonthis July 26, 2021
the vibe was very harry potter-y
by Microwave22 December 09, 2022
You're Harry Freakin Potter, we don't prefer Gandalf, Merlin or Oz! You're a whole hotter, with that lightning scar you're a superstar to us all, if we're in trouble we know who to call
by TheSolveItSquadAHHHHHHHHHH January 30, 2023