half waters

Half water is when a goddamn psychopath decides to take a fresh water bottle to bed every night because they like a fresh cold one. This is proceeded by taking a sip or three, falling asleep and repeating. After the course of a week, bottles have accumulated on the nightstand and then get transferred to the refrigerator for future use. Future use occurs when an entire case of new waters has been exhausted. Bottles must be neatly organized by brand label and quantity of fluid remaining.

I went into apartment 124 with Patrick and opened the refrigerator to find 17 neatly organized half waters. I thought to myself, "what kind of damn psychopath lives here...".. I promptly took a picture and shared it on the Slack #apartsments channel with the entire team to validate my shock.

by radius314 April 5, 2020

Half fuck

Half fuck when she gets off and quits mid fuck

Last night she half fucked me and I went to bed hard

by Hatcit5 July 25, 2020

Halfcinated

Having received the first dose of a two dose vaccine but not the second.

Tom is only halfcinated after getting his first shot of the Phizer Covid-19 vaccine.

by Sullywagon March 25, 2021

half biryani

Homosexual person (mostly addressed to males). This is a slang in tapori language of Mumbai, Maharashtra

Re tu Half biryani hai kya?

by Desi_chhora January 28, 2023

Half-Breed

A baby produced by white and black parents. Largely considered offensive, but what isn't these days?

"Look at that half-breed."

by B.SC June 8, 2023

half-pinted-fuck

A term for calling someone a midget; basically telling them they're the size of quite literally half a pint

Person 1: "How tall are you?"
Person 2" "Taller than you for sure you half-pinted-fuck"

by carnette September 23, 2023

kardashian halfin'

The act of seducing successful black men into marriage in order to collect half of the assets.

Hey Chloe, its the NBA playoffs tonight, let's go kardashian halfin'.

by mickey mike va January 2, 2012