consensual groping

Mutually agreed seriously heavy petting.

I would have been here 2 hours ago if we hadn’t engaged in consensual groping.

by anonymous February 6, 2024

consensual groping

Seriously heavy petting between mutually agreeing parties.

I would have been 2 hours ago if we hadn’t engaged in consensual groping..

by anonymous February 6, 2024

Monster Gromper

An absolute monster of a vibrator, I'm talking fist sized, pump-action pussy pounding destroyer.

I just found this old ladies monster gromper.

by -Sheldonsleftleg September 25, 2025

poke and grope

Noun: a fork in the back and a hand at the breast

Tonight I had a guy poke and grope; as the fork he held in ine hand pinched into the my back he went in for the grope with the other. I think I'll see him again.

by Angleerick December 15, 2013

Kevin the Groper

A kid who gropes women and sexually harass them. Who also gives lap dances to old people.

He's gonna end up like Kevin the Groper

by Ejcolon March 3, 2019

soap and grope

When you finger a girl in the shower while lathered in soap.

Last night after sex I gave that girl the soap and grope

by BIG THRUSTER February 14, 2023

hock a grot

HOCK A GROT = To spit.

Used figuratively to reject the nonsense of mundane covid-19 anti-vax conspiracists…Spitting on stupidity/misinformation.

To spit goobers on Russell Brand wannabes.

To expectorate phlegm cannons on anti-vax stalker trolls for saying stupid stuff.

Mundane instagram anti-vax troll - “ Blah, blah, blah…big pharma. Blah, blah, blah…dictatorship.”

Jovial instagram creator of Art-E-Facts influencer - “ That was so ridiculous. If I could “hock a grot” on you thru the screen, I would. “ Smiley face emoji.

by Troller of Trolls. ⭐️🐠 May 31, 2024