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Sushi Gathering

When you and three homies hire a hooker with an unwashed yeast infection and see who can eat it the longest without yakking. Water breaks are allowed, winner gets a home style chicken sandwich combo from Jack in the Crack.
“Bro Seth’s bachelor party was fucked up, what was with the sushi gathering, and why did he nut himself 38.74 seconds in?”
by CaptainAttractin April 15, 2023
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Smash the Pearly Gates

Smackun yo bitches teeth up with yer dickhead. Tombstone Tappin
She tried to talk but instead I chose to Smash the Pearly Gates with my indefatigable ram-rod.
by Ribbed Rhubarb January 8, 2019
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Pulling a Gatsby

1: The act of throwing a party or other elaborate social event with the distinct intention to attract a specific individual, usually a current or past romantic interest

2: Making a public social media post (Instagram, Snapchat story, Facebook, etc.) that is intended to be seen or grab the attention of one particular person, typically a current or past romantic interest. This is done usually in a vague manner as not to come off as overtly obvious, to maintain plausible deniability of the intention of the post especially with the non-intended audience. This is furthered when the original poster removes the post shortly after it was viewed by the intended recipient.
John was really pulling a Gatsby last week when he threw that party, he told me he only did it to try to get his ex to pull up so he could talk to her.
by Grizzly22 November 8, 2020
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Heaven's Gatist

1. Someone relating to or professing the Heaven's Gate cult and it's teachings.
2. A person who is a member of the Heaven's Gate cult.
1. Dan, before my head gets sliced by this woodcutter. I have something to tell you... Michael Vlokozu wasn't a Scientologist... He was a freaking Heaven's Gatist.
2. You know what the worst part is, Logan called Mikey a Heaven's Gatist and Scientologist.
3. Listen here, Ma'am, I am not a freakin' Heaven's Gatist! I am not associated with the group, nor have I ever been in the group!
by JMReader June 13, 2021
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A phrase which is used to emphasise how much the speaker wishes not to do or take part in some activity, used as a response to a suggestion or request.

Comedic value is gained from the over emphasis of how much the person would not like to do said activity.

May have origins in a quote from the popular computer game "The Curse of Monkey Island" released on Windows 9x

Murray: You may call me ‘Murray’! I am a powerful demonic force! I am the harbinger of your doom! And the forces of darkness will applaud me as I stride through the Gates of Hell – carrying your head on a pike!
I would rather walk briskly through the gates of hell than attend a Justin Bieber concert.
by Elthrin November 8, 2013
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Enemy At The Gates

When you think you only feel like farting but when you actually fart you shit in your pants. The 'Gate' here refers to anum, i.e. asshole and the 'Enemy' to liquidified shit.
John: Now I'm gonna FART!

Mike: DON'T. There may be enemy at the gates waiting!
by Sac-Man October 29, 2010
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gothster

Noun. A portmanteau of the words goth and hipster, a gothster is a person who has the mental dispositions of a goth, while maintaining a hipster appearance. This not to be confused with emo people, whose mental dispositions are simply a depressing variant of punk attitudes.
"What is up with Rachel today? She was yammering about how she met Death while getting her soy milk at Whole Foods."
"Dude, she's a gothster. She gets in those goth moods every so often."
by Zé Zé June 20, 2008
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