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Enemy At The Gates

When you think you only feel like farting but when you actually fart you shit in your pants. The 'Gate' here refers to anum, i.e. asshole and the 'Enemy' to liquidified shit.

John: Now I'm gonna FART!

Mike: DON'T. There may be enemy at the gates waiting!

by Sac-Man October 29, 2010