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Friends

Person 1: Hey those are like my best friends
Person 2: What are friends?
by Cookie Kid Girl February 11, 2020
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Friend

A person that you hang out with 24/7 a person that cancels other plans with other people for you even if it’s pretty their own wedding or if it’s just to eat cereal, or anything like that at all.
My friend cancelled their wedding to let me take a shower in their house because I’m to lazy to pay my water bill.
by qxoxq February 23, 2018
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friends

by a somehow popular person July 11, 2017
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Friends

Friends are people who love you almost or more than your family. Friends are the siblings God forgot to give us 😉. Real, true friends stand up for you, keep promises, trust you, and would do anything for you. Without them you would have nothing to do, no gun to have, and no mistakes to make.
Man, I had such a good time with my friends at the movie theatre!
by Cheer fanatic December 30, 2014
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Friends

Hey!! Do you have friends??”
“....noooyesss...no.”
by Friends?? August 28, 2019
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friends

The only people what speak the same dialect of idiotish as you do, and have the right to bust into your house without asking.
Mom: "Why were you in detention? "
Me: "Oh, me and my friends took this person's sandwich in English class and threw it across the room while screaming yolo."
Mom: "Uh-"

Me: "There was an evil pickle across the room, and we had to save all of our classmates! Jimmy threw the sandwich. He died a soldier's death."
by Captain Lieutenant November 29, 2015
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Friend

A term you use to refer to someone who you can be yourself around and don't need to modify your natural, inherent, or otherwise learned behavior(s) for whatever dumb reason other people hate each other for some dumb other reason for.
Yo, my friends are true friends. When I'm around them, I feel good, frosted flakes good. Except when they tell me I'm an asshole and that I'm wrong about things. Then they piss me off until time passes and I realize that they were right and I'm a gosh dang idiot who probably shouldn't be drinking 2 pints of booze a day and asking random chinese men if they'd be willing to give me a haircut.
by Astromyxin December 3, 2018
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