bawls joke

A Bawls joke is a clever joke made with the Bawls Eneregy Drink in mind. Some are classic and it is always amusing to think of new ones.

At a party, someone wanted his beverage container autographed by the person throwing the party, but I said to my friends "hey, sign my Bawls." This will I REAPEAT will become a classic Bawls joke as it got a hoot and howler from all my friends that heard it.

by Dave_1983 January 6, 2008

racist joke

A joke saying something about another race which should not be said but makes people laugh anyway.

First guy: What do you do if you see ure VCR floating in the middle of the night?
Second guy: What?
First guy: Put it down NIGGA!
Second guy: Wow that is some racist joke!

by hoogalyboogalybooROXAN January 25, 2006

Perry Joke

A joke so horrible, it makes you want to take the person who said it and send their head through a concrete poodle going mach three. Also, a VERY corny joke (and I mean VERY)

"Let me just write this down on my Palm Pilot" (as he writes on his hand)
"Dude, that was such a fuckin Perry Joke"
"I know man, hes a fucking nooch"

by The Cheat13 December 11, 2008

joke gum

Gum someone gives you to make you addicted to something or make your breath smell horrid; No matter what it always does something awful.Also see cum gum

Guy1: Hey, want some gum?
Guy2: Yeah, Sure!
Guy1: Ha ha, Now you're addcted to heroin!
Guy2:Hahahaha...*Shivers* I'm cold..

by Dyingtolive34 May 13, 2005

Choke Joke

1) A joke that makes no sense.

2) A joke that is extremely lame.

1) Owen: What's white and black and red/read all over?

Brom: YOUR MOM!

Owen: You idiot, that was such a choke joke.

2) Avery: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Linus: I dunno.

Avery: To get to the other side!

Linus: *Yawn* What a choke joke.

by ThisIsMyLife09 August 27, 2009

inside joke

Something two or more annoying people make up so they can exclude others.

Person: Hi. Did you take that test? I think I got that one about elephants totally wrong!

Group of annoying people: PURPLE ELEPHANT!!! *burst out laughing*

Person: Ummmm....

Group: Its an INSIDE JOKE. We can't tell you what it means!

Person: I don't care what it means.

Group: GOOD CUZ WE'RE NOT TELLING YOU!

Person: Umm okay...

by 3RDIE November 26, 2010

i joke

instead of saying 'only joking', you say 'i joke'

'you so dumb, i joke!'

by Pollage February 28, 2008