wood floor

A clean-shaven vagina. An expression popularized on the "Guess What's In My Pants" game on the Opie and Anthony radio show.

O&A were always interested in women with a wood floor.

by Led Zeppole November 12, 2003

Florida man

A man who Has the capability to do anything (literally anything) like assault his roommate with a pizza

1:“did you see that man naked running on the streets?”
2:“yea, must be Florida man.”

by J R 696969 October 28, 2019

Florentyna

A beautiful and kind girl. She´s intelligent and will always help her friends with her strong personality.
She´s everything you could ever want. So never leave her alone.
But don´t mess with her - you will regret it!

Everyone will come to the point he needs a Florentyna ;D

by TheListIsTooLong July 16, 2013

Flounderbasket

Similar to the Alaskan Flounder Basket act, in this case a warm object such as a wet towel or a heating pad is put inside an un-douched vagina and then is removed and oral debaucheries are performed using said object.

A nice flounderbasket for a cold winter's day.

by ye olde internet May 24, 2014

Florida Stinker

A blunt that's been farted on

Guy: Try this i gave it the good ol Florida Stinker

by juice sauce n dressing January 24, 2019

flobbercocked

when you are so shocked you pp does a backflip

Bro I was flobbercocked after that crazy lap dance lunch

by PiperXAndrew April 6, 2022

Moose Flopper

One who surpasses and exceeds the standards and ability of a normal human being. A super human.

Michael Jordan, during his Chicago Bulls years, was a Moose Flopper of a basketball player.

by Joe - Bebe January 10, 2013