flaming tugboat

When it burns to pee after you masterbated with a too firm grip

Tom: Hey Doc why does it does my it burn to pee after i jerk off

Doc: this is normal dude, its called a flaming tugboat, just ease your grip on it and use lube

by weeaby October 13, 2013

The Brown Flame

Diarrhea

The brown flame just caught my pants on fire!

by pigmetal June 14, 2014

Flaming Elmo

A sex position described as having a candle too close to the bed and someones hair catches fire while the other person cums, then laughs at their partners expense.

My girl and I were having sex last night and did the flaming Elmo. When I finished she said,"that tickles".

by FlamingElmo October 13, 2020

Flame Off

to tell a homosexual that you are not interested in them sexually

guy1: hey handsome I love you coat

guy2: dude..... flame off

by "LQTM" January 25, 2010

flaming mo

a drink made from cough medicine then set alight. Fire made it better

by ludwig pop icon July 29, 2003

Flaming Pussies

One of the greatest bands of all time. Don't Fuck with them.

Think of the greatest band of all time. Then times that by 10. That's Flaming Pussies.

by Flaming Pussy Road Crew January 14, 2009

Flaming Salaami

The act of masturbating at a speed so fast that the friction causes your penis to catch fire.

Johnny loves to get a Flaming Salaami going before he puts his head between his legs and proceeds to suck his own dick.

by FannyFondler February 12, 2007