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flaming tugboat

When it burns to pee after you masterbated with a too firm grip
Tom: Hey Doc why does it does my it burn to pee after i jerk off

Doc: this is normal dude, its called a flaming tugboat, just ease your grip on it and use lube
by weeaby October 13, 2013
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Flaming buck

While engaging in sexual intercourse in the 'doggy style' position the person performing the sexual act from behind sets fire to the pubic hair of the person they are performing the sex act a upon. Typically this second person then tries to remove the first by throwing their hips in a bucking motion.
Jenny was unimpressed when Nigel gave her a flaming buck, the resultant court case is still ongoing.
by thermios July 31, 2011
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Bite the flame

1. When you fuck up by accident and realize your mistake.
2. When you're smoking out of a pipe, joint, blunt, etc. and you burn your lip/ tongue.
Example 1:

Friend 1: "Damn dude, I was talking to this one chick and I called her by my ex-girlfriends name!" Friend 2: "Damn, you really bit the flame."
Example 2:

"Watch that pipe. It gets really hot, wouldn't want you to bite the flame.
by EducatedPlague November 29, 2011
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flaming homo

1. A gay person who blatantly fits a bunch of gay stereotypes.

2. A gay person with a flamethrower.
Person 1: Yeah that dude always wears short shorts what's up with that?
Person 2: Oh he's just a flaming homo.

Soldier: Shit they got flaming homos run! *runs*
by Rando Enby December 8, 2020
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flaming mo

a drink made from cough medicine then set alight. Fire made it better
by ludwig pop icon July 29, 2003
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Flaming Salaami

The act of masturbating at a speed so fast that the friction causes your penis to catch fire.
Johnny loves to get a Flaming Salaami going before he puts his head between his legs and proceeds to suck his own dick.
by FannyFondler December 13, 2008
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The Flaming Teabag

An act, whereby an individual sets fire to ones own scrotum for the expressed purpose of striking a despised person with greater insult than conventional "Teabagging".
The conceptual theory is as follows:
Person (A) loaths Person (B) to such a degree that a conventional Teabagging would prove unsatisfying. Person (A) deduces that to express said loathing on a proper physical scale to Person (B), is to douse their own scrotum in lighter fluid and ignite once Person (B) is unconscience or otherwise incapacitated. The next step is to ignite and strike Person (B) upon their forehead, nose, lips or chin with his burning testicals.
This act expession loathing to such degree that one would disfigure their own genitals to insult and emotionally scar their nemesis.
"Yea, I'll be in intensive care for a while... but man, i served that bitch the flaming teabag. It was worth it. I hate that whore."
by Doug Phillips March 27, 2008
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