Fernando Torres

A garbage striker, who misses everything, including his dinner!

Ok, Fernando Torres

by LolArsenal April 20, 2014

ferner

A word for a camper on Halo, referring to someone who plays exclusively on blood gulch and has a tendancy to hide in the fern in the middle with a shotgun. When someone comes near, the ferner will pop out and kill the person, then pop back into the fern.

Amazingly this thwarts many people.

Man, Travis is such a ferner.

by Jehuty January 24, 2005

ferny

Shit, Crap.
See Shit

Eww, you stepped in ferny

by Toan March 30, 2004

fernt

The term used to describe the expression on one's face when you say something to them that they find both puzzling and offensive or untrue at the same time, but without the ability to communicate their disagreement with your statement. A fernt face expresses disgust without saying so, and in most cases, it is a subconsciously generated face, not like disgustful face is made. You usually have to point it out to the fernt face maker that they are, in fact, fernting on you.

I told him that investing in that stock wasn't a good idea, but all he could do was look at me with a fernt face.

by Brett MacIsaac July 8, 2005

ferniggerus

a word to describe something that might look ferniggerus. it's really used in what ever way you want, but mostly to describe a person , place, or thing that is fucked up!

That chic is hot but her mustache is ferniggerus.

by sweet cherry pie April 17, 2008

Valan Fernandes

It's a person who doesn't care about others, most of the time his depressed. Also, he is very smart but doest like to blab about it. He is somewhat good at sports. He is very popular at school but he doesn't know it yet.

Yo valan Fernandes, how u doing?

by Flynn the man October 18, 2020

Fernando Torres

the most expensive and most moneyfaced footballer ever, have already broken one record when he transferred from Atletico Madrid to Liverpool for a club record 20m pounds only to demand a move to Chelsea for a world record 50m pounds. he only score goals so that one goal is worth 1m when transfer fee is taken into account

After playing so well for Chelsea, Real Madrid went real mad and bought Fernando Torres for 100m pounds

by gitw March 22, 2011