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the most expensive and most moneyfaced footballer ever, have already broken one record when he transferred from Atletico Madrid to Liverpool for a club record 20m pounds only to demand a move to Chelsea for a world record 50m pounds. he only score goals so that one goal is worth 1m when transfer fee is taken into account
After playing so well for Chelsea, Real Madrid went real mad and bought Fernando Torres for 100m pounds
by gitw March 7, 2011
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The best mis-spelling ever of Arsenal FC, home to some footballers who will never win any trophy for the next 20 seasons despite claiming that they play an attractive kind of football
Cesc Fabregas will transfer from Arsenil to Man United for US$100m
by gitw November 4, 2010
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